Staarzan - How are you getting along?

OMG, my face is aching and my eyes watering from trying to keep a straight face! Why did I have to read this thread when every area manager the country are having a meeting right opposite me!!?

There does seem to be a lot of sexy vets around... may have to borrow those tassels! Starzaan - will you teach me the wellie dance??

:D
 
nutkin said:
There does seem to be a lot of sexy vets around... may have to borrow those tassels! Starzaan - will you teach me the wellie dance??

:D
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Join the queue, we are all eagerly awaiting the day Starzaan teaches us the welly dance so we can ensnare unsuspecting men with our tweed jackets and merrily wafting morags :D
 
Aw, you have to have morags?? But mine are so small... you'd have to have your specs on to see them, and that is sooo not a good look for a sexy vet... :(
 
ACTUALLY... I believe I have already given you ratbags VERY specific instructions when it comes to the Welly Dance.

Go and look back through my threads... motivational Welly Dance video to follow.....

How INCREDIBLY RUDE of you to doubt my taste... of COURSE he's beautiful. But tisn't the beauty that is making me want to do backflips and causing my morags to quiver all sexy like... it's because he's SO EFFING LOVELY.

He'll be here for HOURS on Friday. If anyone would like to casually drop by and casually make me look like a sexy sex godess in wellies, and do all laughing and things... twould be GRAND.

Any suitable farrier seduction outfit ideas welcome.

GAH! :D
 
Well I have been trying to fid out what is so special about this farrier googled him and all it comes up with are the ravings of a mad woman on horse and hound forum talking about welly dances and morag tassles!
 
Paddydou said:
Well I have been trying to fid out what is so special about this farrier googled him and all it comes up with are the ravings of a mad woman on horse and hound forum talking about welly dances and morag tassles!
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I prefer the term "endearingly eccentric" thank you!
 
I think as far as outfits go, you should stick with -

White jods with broken zip, and sexy/lacy/no knickers underneath.
Bespoke "I <3 Farriers" nipple tassles.
Tweed jacket (unfastened).
WELLIES (green).

As far as make up goes, I'm no use to you :p

I have a photo somewhere of me at our yard's Christmas panto - wearing shirt, tie, hacking jacket, miniskirt and wellies. I'll look it out ...
 
dibbin said:
I think as far as outfits go, you should stick with -

White jods with broken zip, and sexy/lacy/no knickers underneath.
Bespoke "I <3 Farriers" nipple tassles.
Tweed jacket (unfastened).
WELLIES (green).

As far as make up goes, I'm no use to you :p

I have a photo somewhere of me at our yard's Christmas panto - wearing shirt, tie, hacking jacket, miniskirt and wellies. I'll look it out ...
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I should warn you about the no knickers under the johds thing... it can all go very very wrong!

You have nice hair, make sure its washed and smelling fresh, he may smell of horses feet but you don't have to... Make up go light and fresh a tiny touch here and there will get you far. Science has prooved it... As far as application goes get a girly mate to show you how to do the "natural" look. I have no idea how to apply the stuff.

Starzaan - Thank you. you have made me smile on a horrible day. You can be flagrantly eccentric if you like!

Good luck and may the pharamones be with you!
 
Well as far as make up goes I've always been a mascara and eyeliner and nothing else kinda girl... and am currently running a bath (oh the JOYS of a WHOLE day off!!!!) in which to commence hair washing so that it has reached its optimum curly goodness by Friday...

The broken fly breeches have gone back! So no sexy knicker flashes for HIM :D

OOOOHHH someone just tell the blithering idiot to ask me out.



NOW.
 
Starzaan said:
Well as far as make up goes I've always been a mascara and eyeliner and nothing else kinda girl... and am currently running a bath (oh the JOYS of a WHOLE day off!!!!) in which to commence hair washing so that it has reached its optimum curly goodness by Friday...

OOOOHHH someone just tell the blithering idiot to ask me out.
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Well I would do if I could figure out who he was and not get these threads all the time!!!

Anything with wickedtemptations in the title should be avoided at all costs... you don't need to click that link to know what they are do you!!!

Naughty Tennessee!!!
 
This thread is genius... does your farrier read H&H as if he does and the thread gets into the top 5 forum topics this week you might have a bit of explaining to do?! :D
 
Twizzel said:
This thread is genius... does your farrier read H&H as if he does and the thread gets into the top 5 forum topics this week you might have a bit of explaining to do?! :D
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Oh god yeah, we HAVE to make this top five!!!!! It's my personal favourite thread anyway!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'm forever being told that I should be a private investigator, and after my finds in the past 10 minutes, I think I probably should!

I've found his myspace, a picture of his mother, know the name of his girlfriend and where she went to school... and also all of her likes/dislikes.

Amazing what you can find on the internet huh? ;)
 
alicjabw1 said:
I'm forever being told that I should be a private investigator, and after my finds in the past 10 minutes, I think I probably should!

I've found his myspace, a picture of his mother, know the name of his girlfriend and where she went to school... and also all of her likes/dislikes.

Amazing what you can find on the internet huh? ;)
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That is serious stalking!
 
Tennessee said:
HAhaha, ooooops!!!!! There's no naughty bits showing though....
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Ooh err! The web filter at work won't let me look at sex-related pages! Hope nobody's monitoring what pages I look at...

alicjabw1 - you know the trout's name??! So she DOES exist!
 
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I'm rather tempted to turn my "I love my farrier and he is being as thick as two very thick short planks about it" threads into an epic novel....

It just needs a happy ending now and we're sorted!

ETA.... BUGGER on the trout front.

PM me... I DEMAND this information!
 
alicjabw1 said:
Well I'm not entirely sure she does exist anymore... But they definitely were an item!

...and i'd say she was more salmon than trout personally...
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If this trout is pictured in Malia 2007... I think we can safely say she is no longer an issue....


a certain Christmas Turkey vs. dog incident saw to that!

God my life is better that Eastenders.
 
I am incredibly glad that my thread has entertained the masses! ANd Starzaan, how is my rallying the troops going? I feel that we are still lacking a vital picture that you promised us!
 
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