Staarzan - How are you getting along?

Well you two are spectacularly useless!

If I bag this farrier, I PROMISE A ZILLION TIMES that I will post a video of the welly dance on here for you all.

But not before!!!
 
ok ok well it all depends on tuesdays weather

maybe some ravishing skinny jeans to flaunt off those rather sexy legs :D and a low-ish cut top to waggle your morags around ;) have your hair down and flowing in the wind :rolleyes:


is that any good? or would you rather stick with the shamelessly short cut mini skirt and boob tube? :D
 
By the sounds of it he seems quite down to earth. I would opt for some skinny jeans and some sort of tee or tank, if you wear a white one wear like a colourful bra underneath and hope it rains :D If not accidently spill some water on you :p haha that will get him to sweep you off your feet. :D
 
Why thank you... he will definitely be hooked after I've whacked out the welly dance. I might do it in the pub... they know me well enough to accept me with no questions if I walk in wearing nothing but wellies, nipple tassles and a tweed coat!

I have to say, I'm leaning more towards a skirt type affair... I rather enjoy my legs... and was wearing skinny jeans (albeit with wellies) yesterday when I was draped over the mounting block being seductive and fluttering my eyelashes :D

Oh dear god, I have TWO DAYS to wait. I may hyperventilate.
 
thelwell_girl said:
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*mega blush*

I am but a nipper! My ears! They burn!
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Burning ears is no excuse, you encouraged her! ;)

Good look starzaan, my thinking for your outfit is a tight white tshirt and bright bra and a nice wafty (so that they can join in with the morags) skirt, not so short he can see your pants... not sexy, how could he use his imagination then!?!... not so long he can't see your ankles ;) Somewhere in between :)

Good luck and you could always plot with the barman if you persuade TSF (the sexy farrier) to join you!!
 
I know, I know *smack on hand* :o

*sensible hat on now*
Just a thought... Will a wafty-fied skirt make it look like you're trying too hard? I mean, you wouldnt wear one to do the horses! (Well, I wouldnt... I am almost guaranteed to come home covered in **** every day!)
 
thelwell_girl said:
I know, I know *smack on hand* :o

*sensible hat on now*
Just a thought... Will a wafty-fied skirt make it look like you're trying too hard? I mean, you wouldnt wear one to do the horses! (Well, I wouldnt... I am almost guaranteed to come home covered in **** every day!)
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Good thought! Although wellies, tweed, nipple tassels and a foofy fan should TECHNICALLY fall into the "totally unsuitable for the yard" category too ;)

She could be holding horsey then "popping down to the local pub to do something I really don't want to have to do... if you care to escort me so I feel braver" *batter eyelashes, waft morags*
 
You two are dreadful!!! I'm thinking of something ENTIRELY unsuitable for yard work... but you see, the sneaky sneaky plan is to walk up, ask how long he's going to be and if he wants a cup of tea... go home... change into equally sexy but far more practical horsey gear...then waft up with his tea!

You may call me "Oh geniusy one".

I've got it BAD people.
 
thelwell_girl said:
Dont forget the feathery-foof-fan for the ultimate farrier catching ensemble!
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Right, now I have led a very sheltered life, obviously, how comes TG, a young girl knows what a feathery foof fan is, and I dont!!!!!
I am 30 years older than her, and she knows much more than me!!!!
Please TG, tell me what a feathery foof fan is!!!
 
Starzaan said:
You two are dreadful!!! I'm thinking of something ENTIRELY unsuitable for yard work... but you see, the sneaky sneaky plan is to walk up, ask how long he's going to be and if he wants a cup of tea... go home... change into equally sexy but far more practical horsey gear...then waft up with his tea!

You may call me "Oh geniusy one".

I've got it BAD people.
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Aah... the classic "work/home/relaxation clothes" trick, Oh geuisy one... I'm not sure my ego will allow me to call you that again... you do have some smart ideas!
 
I *think* TG is referring to the fan that came in the nipple tassle set that she so kindly customised earlier in the thread.... and is thinking of putting it somewhere that nipple tassles wouldn't cover!
 
Starzaan said:
I *think* TG is referring to the fan that came in the nipple tassle set that she so kindly customised earlier in the thread.... and is thinking of putting it somewhere that nipple tassles wouldn't cover!
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I think that as you said earlier, probably a better idea to wait until you ahve begged him first... there MAY be a case for public (or same word without the l) indecency if you wear that down to the yard as your first outfit!

Did you finish your home made tassels?
 
Starzaan said:
I *think* TG is referring to the fan that came in the nipple tassle set that she so kindly customised earlier in the thread.... and is thinking of putting it somewhere that nipple tassles wouldn't cover!
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Ah, right, i get it now.

Cant believe how much my eyes have been opened by a 16 year old!!!!
 
Haha... I do love you all!

My current dilemma is that I have run out of Diet Coke (yes I'm addicted... no I don't mind that my spleen is going to implode as a result.... it makes life liveable!) and can't go buy some until my SECOND deep conditioning jobby of the week is washed off... I'm trying to persuade the dogs to do some team work and drive the six miles to the nearest shop....but it's not happening!

Off I go to find the PERFECT skirt....
 
Starzaan said:
Haha... I do love you all!

My current dilemma is that I have run out of Diet Coke (yes I'm addicted... no I don't mind that my spleen is going to implode as a result.... it makes life liveable!) and can't go buy some until my SECOND deep conditioning jobby of the week is washed off... I'm trying to persuade the dogs to do some team work and drive the six miles to the nearest shop....but it's not happening!

Off I go to find the PERFECT skirt....
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Well, I can understand your love or us all, we are RALLYING!

Secondly, that is a dilemma and a half, darn those pesky unhelpful dogs... BUUUT
"I am in dire need of your help oh SF, please can you get me some diet coke and deliver it to my house so I don't DIE"
Then answer the door in only your laciest and sauciest underwear having "forgotten" he was coming ;)

And finally, SEE TG!! Told you the skirt was the answer ;)
 
benson21 said:
Right, now I have led a very sheltered life, obviously, how comes TG, a young girl knows what a feathery foof fan is, and I dont!!!!!
I am 30 years older than her, and she knows much more than me!!!!
Please TG, tell me what a feathery foof fan is!!!
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benson21 said:
Ah, right, i get it now.

Cant believe how much my eyes have been opened by a 16 year old!!!!
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hehehe :D I go to a girls school, it can be quite interesting...

E_Lister said:
Well, I can understand your love or us all, we are RALLYING!

Secondly, that is a dilemma and a half, darn those pesky unhelpful dogs... BUUUT
"I am in dire need of your help oh SF, please can you get me some diet coke and deliver it to my house so I don't DIE"
Then answer the door in only your laciest and sauciest underwear having "forgotten" he was coming ;)

And finally, SEE TG!! Told you the skirt was the answer ;)
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Ok!! :D

thelwell_girl said:
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There ya go Benson!
 
Starzaan, I am on tenterhooks! I am checking up on this thread whilst on my holidays, and I will not enjoy my holiday to the full without a Sexy Farrier update tomorrow! You cannot be responsible for ruining my holiday, I know you don't want that on your conscience.

I NEED this!
 
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