Strangest/Funniest/Coolest Name for a Horse youve every come across?..

[teddyt]

I rode a horse called spanner once

 

[Ottinmeg]

my mares passport name is black pudding
daughters horse was called Hannibal but place we bought him from had renamed him Otto
currently on our yard we have a
Maybe
Zulu
Ellis
Joseph
Jovial

my friend had a foal who she couldn't decide on a name for so he went through life with the name foaly.

 

[sophieacton]

when i worked in a riding school we had a pony called ugly, ug for short!
i also know a horse called brian, which really suits him and i used to work for someone called john who called him horse 'little john', he was 17.3hh lol

 

[Tankey]

Moonie
chitchat
Fanny
Tiny (he was 17hh)
Rodney
Orange buster
Pink buster
baby buster

 

[Seahorse]

There's a horse at our yard called Dave!

 

[BobbyMondeo]

Shetland called peanuts
Massive shire called Mr Tiny or Mr T
Girl on the yard had a pony called yoghurt

 

[Durhamchance]

When I was at Brack we had horses called- Ug, Hillstreet and Ambernuance!

I used to work at a riding school who had a pony called Solo, which I never really got.

 

[sclarke1107]

Used to ride a pony called muppet.. who had a full brother called pie.
Albert
Batman - was a massive irish draught hunter!
Miss Money Penny

 

[jojoebony]

My old boy was called Donut. Have known a Rupert, 2 Johns and the best I think, Tony ( his racing name was Six Pack so where Tony came from I don't know).

Jo

 

[JavaJaneW]

The RS I went to as a child (well three RS's!) had ponies called:

Mr Smith
mrs Smith
Toe-a-sock
Dumpy (cutest fattest little grey pony)

 

[JoBo]

I use to know a horse that was over 16hh called PONY. And yes that was it’s real name not a nick name.

 

[minerva]

my horse is Kenneth

and years ago i knew one called Special Brew!!

 

[Durhamchance]

Ooh! remembered another one: ODDSOCKS! lol!

 

[JavaJaneW]

there was also a shire called Little Elf

and a shetty called Jackie who lived in a shed... lol.

 

[lialls]

All the most talented horses i know are called Eric... Lovely name lol.

Had a horse for breaking onces, She didnt com with a name so we called her GG. 6 years on and her owner is still calling her GG

Also new ones that go by the name of:
Fred
Spider
Rodney
Patsy
Babins
Grey Thing
Cilla
Dooie

 

[Mosh]

I knew a horse called Kevin and one called Ryan.
On a slightly different note a cow at college was called "Always"
because she "always escapes!"

 

[StarFell]

Audrey, Squirrel and Winston

 

[ladylisa]

When i took my son to the local riding school, they have a pony called Yogi, and a horse called Becky, when i was growing up i went to the same riding school, they then had a horse called Mouse.
At at a yard i was on a few years ago they had a big horse called Munster

 

[welsh_monster]

Riding school I used to go to had a .....
Fat Fergie (barrel like chesnut)
Big Charlie
Little Charlie (my first pony)
Prospero

Now they have...
Mouse (16.3hh shire X)
Dinky (shetland)
Sparkey (utter lunatic)
Macroom....keep wanting to call Macaroon!

 

[niaismyname]

Used to know a horse named Wheelbarrow. & i suppose horse i ride's name is different, Skoki Bay. (Skoki means 'Jumps' in Polish, & boy does he jump!!) Oh, & at my old RS there was a horse called Horse. :L i felt sorry for him. Also a pony named Mink... i could probably go on.. :L

 

[dozzie]

A child's pony called Charles Pony.

 

[MelanieBubbles]

Oh I knew a girl who had one dark bay dopey warmblood gelding and a chestnut exmoor cross mare .. called Ricky and Bianca :L
xx

 

[frannieuk]

My mare is nicknamed Floppy (I think Weezy christened her this), my OH is not sure he likes it!

 

[jenbleep]

Fonzerelli - cool or what

Also taco, and Preston

 

[Angelbones]

My dad has a racehorse, very very sweet and kind, who is called Psycho! It was all due to that particular year's foals having to have names starting with P and that's what they came up with!

 

[shazza283]

Watsonfoot Golden Jamboree - yak!! - Leon for short!

My grandad was desperate to call one foal "Footprint" - so we stopped him as we didn't want him yelling "footie" when he went to get him in.

The Bogg Big Bird - my mare -we live on road called "The Boggs"

Her baby boy was called "Todger" as his dad's "Rodger"

Her baby girl is "The Bogg Monster"

- Franki for short!!

 

[black_horse]

my horse is called Delicia (pronounced Del-ee-si-ya) lol

 

[tractorgirl]

We had one that we christened DB - stood for dirty b*****d - now competes as Delta Bravo!

 

[SouthWestWhippet]

My old pony's show name was Dirty Little Secret

I knew a pony called 'Pig' at a RS I used to go to.

Also at my last job we had a mare called 'Hot Lips'.,

Current job we have a Karly and a Patron

 

[charlyan]

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I also know a Yogi (Bear) and a new forest called Rupert.

Best one ever, although slightly off topic, was a friend of my parents when I was a child, who had a Great Dane dog called.....

......Pussycat!

He was a pilot and used to wander around the airport calling for him and asking if anyone had seen his Pussycat!!

He'd get some funny looks when this huge dog would come bounding up.