Stupid needy beasts...

reindeerlover

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Well I am in Ireland to organise my Dad's funeral with my dogs (not that the dogs are much practical help) and my stupid horses back home? I have organised the best care possible - checked daily by a farrier and a horse trainer, best of feed/haylage/hay and NOW they're getting fussy!

The thin ones won't eat the haylage and are simply insisting on fresh hay brought out twice daily on silver platters and the fat ones are churning up their gateway ON PURPOSE! They have drunk all their water and while I battle with spiders THE SIZE OF SMALL PLANETS, they have the audacity to require thicker rugs.

They don't write, they don't call... Just a general whinge really as I am feeling a bit poo, please feel free to berate me for considering shooting them all/not bringing them for a week's holiday/not putting 17 layers of (matching) rugs on/ setting up "field cam" as I could do with a good scrap.

Oh, and two of them HAVE SHOES ON, are CLIPPED and are TURNED OUT! Hahahaaahaahahahahahahahaaaaa.... :eek:
 
Thanks guys. I am indeed a horse abuser and y'know what- I'd even eat the darned things! Missing me? Only so they can headbutt me into the mud so they can get their stupid hay/haylage/solid gold woven thread out of the wheelbarrow. Grr...

Oh, and the dog that everyone om AAD told me to pts? She's actually gonna be fine. ;)
 
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