SUCCESS! I found something that needs shoeing!

This post is funny !! :D
My french farrier sounds like this, Very good looking, Young, Very good at his job and shows up on time.
Heard talking on the phone though he said 'sorry darling I've got another 3 horses do do before finishing'.. He's taken apparently..
 
Just think 'She who dares-wins'

If you dont nab him somone else will.. and its game over.

The worst he can do is say no........send the text, if it backfires just say you had told your mate that you liked him, then she had sent the text from your phone, without your knowlege!
 
Text him something funny with a different name at the end- like "Hi Jack, how's it going? D'you remember that bloke you used to know? I saw him last night wearing stilletoes" or something, then he'll have to text you back to say that you got the wrong number, then you can say how embarassed you are and what is he up to tonight anyway..... The world is your lobster! Yes, that MAY be how I ensnared mine. ;)
 
AAAHHH! Grape induced madness ensued last night... and I spent rather a long time persuading a friend to get him out to her horse for a "second opinion" on his feet which are absolutely fine :)

If he is my lobster and this does turn out to be the first H&H wedding, you're all invited as long as you don't tell him how bloody strange I am!!!

I am STILL being a chicken... but HE sent ME a text yesterday...so I replied....then......


HE REPLIED (and so on...) but nothing meaty was said. How dull.

I have an in though - his poor dogly is in hospital... so I might just ask my dog to text him to find out how his best friend is doing...

I think fate is telling me that the limping damsel in distress act is going to work - I have fallen and twisted the original ankle (initially damaged by interesting falling over own arm incident mentioned in previous thread) no less than FIVE times since then... so am asking my body very nicely to bruise like a motherb!tch so I can be all swoony and wounded...

It's bound to work.

Trilemma number 30000000 - I need to dye my hair. I've got wicked bad roots going on.
 
Oooh this better than Coronation Street...fine line between texting and being a bit stalky!

If you text and ask about the dog then he will know for deffo that you want him lol

Just do it and report back instantly....best thread in ages!
 
Ah but you see... I was sneaky sneaky.... I did not initial texting, nono, I waited for HIM to text ME....then tried REALLY hard to seem like I had a life by waiting a bit before texting back rather than being the complete nutcase who replies within 15 seconds!

I REEEEEEEALLLY want to find out about the dog.... but now I feel a bit rapey and stalky... I need to chill out.

I need to buy my dog a phone.
 
Or just casually text and say something like, hope your dog's on the mend...what date did we decide for their next shoeing again? Sorry had a blonde moment and forgot it for the diary....'

Or something :)
 
Ohhh hate to put a dampner on it.... he has a rather fit girlfriend, despite what he may say to you lol!

And he is a right miserable sod too!!

I should forget it!!
 
Love this thread. I feel your pain, I really do. I have the same dilemma - not with a farrier but someone whose services I use - that sounds rude! :D

I see him for 40 mins a week and don't even have the opportunity to do the tea thing :(
Totally doing my head in and am constantly trying to think of ways to get things moving instead of me just spending my time swooning. I spoke to him on the phone the other day about my appointment and was blushing - I never usually blush!!

Anyway, good luck and I hope you get your man:)
 
Clannad48 said:
Unfortunately he's not our farrier - ours is lovely too - (much too young for me and I'm happily married anyway) - if my daughter didn't have a boyfriend I would be definitely doing a bit of matchmaking. Go for it - you have nothing to lose.
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Ooh, tell me who your farrier is! I'm mid Beds and wondering if your tasty farrier is one in my area!:p
 
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