sugarbeet-eating-dog update...

[Bowen4Horses]

last night Flash the Boxer ate some unsoaked sugarbeet...

this evening it 'exited' from his back end... at high velocity... which sprayed out like one of those spray hose things that people use to get moss off their driveway.... all over my kitchen floor/cupboard doors etc... just as my son was coming in with his new friend who was coming for dinner... Flash was scared by the goings on behind him, which caused him to run in blind panic, then sit down and spin in circles at speed, still spraying...

i eventually managed to get the (still leaking) dog out where he continued to run away from his spray-bum for about ten minutes.

i think it's all out. unless he ate more than the 3 bucketfuls of sugarbeetshite that i've just scraped off my kitchen...

can someone please remind me WHY i have a dog?

 

[blackcob]

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can someone please remind me WHY i have a dog?

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Well, what else would you be doing on a Friday night if you weren't cleaning up exorcist-style poo sprays?

 

[Bowen4Horses]

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can someone please remind me WHY i have a dog?

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Well, what else would you be doing on a Friday night if you weren't cleaning up exorcist-style poo sprays?

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true, there isn't ANYTHING on tv. and i was feeling rather bored. really i should be thanking him for giving me something to do.

 

[MurphysMinder]

I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't but pmsl. Thats dogs for you, mine have, on more than one occasion, decided to throw up in front of visitors, usually the non doggy ones.

Hope he has got rid of it all now, but you just know that he won't have learnt a lesson and will pinch it again given half a chance.

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

PMSL!!!

I did warn you to put him out at regular intervals........

On the bright side you have given your kitchen a spring clean you didn't plan

 

[Spudlet]

Oh nooooooooooo

And yet also PMSL

It's the image of the dog trying to escape from his own exploding backside that has got to me

 

[3Beasties]

PMSL

What goes in must come out

 

[alliebaxter]

thats cheered me up no end

now i`ve stopped laughing i do feel sorry for you doing the clean up

 

[Cedars]

LOL oh dear Ive just laughed so much my contacts have twirled around in the tears and now I cant see! xxxx

 

[CorvusCorax]

 

[twisteddiamond]

i should not have laughed, chaos was asleep on my knee, me laughing must have startled him, he shot up, bashed under my chin and has given me a fat lip, thats karma for you

 

[star]

PMSL that's what boxers are good for - a bit of light entertainmenet!