Sweet FA...Monday

[f_s_]

Chaucer!!!! good one!!

I like quest, but might be a bit near Quiz for her liking!!

Evening Slinky and Samstar!!

Slinky at least you didn't do what I did last night!!

OH went out, I forgot he'd gone out, I was chatting to you lot!!

He took the dogs and disappeared. Anyway, had a phone call from neighbours asking if anyone was at the yard as the lights were on, and he couldn't see any dogs, car etc!!

Being an idiot, I said "no!!" slightly trembling (actually flying into a mad panic!!) and shouted OH, then realised no dogs, no OH, and had to apologise profusely to neighbour, as it was my OH at the yard!!!

 

[sea_view]

Right I'm signing off - eye is hurting night all x

 

[f_s_]

Night S_V, hope you get better soon, thanks for the name help!!

Your eye must be quite bad, I hope that it is improving all the time

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Night S_V - I hope you are mended soon!!

f_s -

I'd forget my head some days if it wasn't attached!!

 

[f_s_]

I felt like a right numpty!!!

You know when it looks like you're so stupid you don't even know who's in the house!!!

 

[samstar]

ARRRGHHHHHHH

it won't let me say goodnight to SV, keeps kicking me out

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

At least your stupid dog doesn't try and protect you from a thistle!!

 

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He just screams at blades of grass!!! and freaks you out as his bark is so high pitched!!! The girls have deeper barks!!!

He was only trying to protect you from that nasty thistle!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

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He was only trying to protect you from that nasty thistle!!!

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I know the big daft muppet!!

He is a bit of a supermodel - all the looks and no brains!! Sweep was just tootling along oblivious to it all........

 

[samstar]

has anyone ever been pee'd on, I was tonight by my mare as I was putting her LW rug on after my ride, poor bugger she must have been bursting

 

[f_s_]

pmsl!!!

- so was your mare!!

Actually no, but I have been squirted, I think it was accidental!!!

Nightmare, when I had to go to the pub for lunch afterwards!!!

 

[CalllyH]

Evening guys - its busy on here today

I just want to share - I HAD MY JUMPING LESSON !!

it was amazing - they put me on a 25 grand Grade A Hoys show jumper and I jumped it!!!

 

[f_s_]

well done!!!!

I know you said you were nervous, but now there will be no stopping you!!! Go for it!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

CH - well done!!

samstar -

 

[CalllyH]

Thank you - I just cant stop smilling at all and the lady i ride for said I did so well

But when I think about it going for a lesson and making it clear I hadnt jumped for 7 years or had a lesson for over ten years and they put me a grade A. If I wasnt a good rider it may have been messy

 

[samstar]

F_s are you a numpty???????

well done callyH

 

[f_s_]

Of course, aren't all riders who aren't professional numpties???

I shouldn't be allowed near a horse let alone own one...or six!!!

and as for riding and teaching well.....

 

[samstar]

well I think its time for hot choccy and popcorn

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Why the popcorn? what am I missing?

 

[samstar]

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Why the popcorn? what am I missing?

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http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/4880800/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREAD

 

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Slinky get on the numpties shouldn't be allowed to scholl their horses post!!! awesome!!

 

[Flibble]

Sorry to change the subject but how would you expect a BLT to look (as in Sandwich)

 

[Pony_Puzz]

Evening all! I don't mind if the name isn't completely macho Scrolled through a few quickly, some are quite nice

Nothing really caught my eye.. I don't know something will come along hopefully I'm off to go look at indian names due to him being coloured

Hope your eye gets better SV (if you read this) and everyone else is ok!

 

[samstar]

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Sorry to change the subject but how would you expect a BLT to look (as in Sandwich)

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yummy

 

[CalllyH]

ive just replied.......

 

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A BLT - well sort of slice of bread, bacon, lettuce, sliced tomatoes, mayo, and another slice of bread on top...then cut into two (if you can't wait!!

) or four (if you're trying to impress!

) then laid on the plate so that the four triangle tops all face the same way!!

Oh, and don't forget the doily and token crisps!!!

 

[samstar]

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A BLT - well sort of slice of bread, bacon, lettuce, sliced tomatoes, mayo, and another slice of bread on top...then cut into two (if you can't wait!!

) or four (if you're trying to impress!

) then laid on the plate so that the four triangle tops all face the same way!!

Oh, and don't forget the doily and token crisps!!!

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you forgot to say that you must cut off all the crusts

well if your entertaining MrsM you should

 

[f_s_]

Oh, and don't forget to cut the crusts off!!!

Serve warm, and with suitable beverage, eg tea or coffee!!! or, if at lunch a cool white wine!!!

 

[CalllyH]

I would kill for a BLT.

also why did i see the guy i like tonight when i stink of horses and look awful!! WHY!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Ok wasn't going to rise to it...........











BUT I did!!!

Wine anyone??