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A BLT - well sort of slice of bread, bacon, lettuce, sliced tomatoes, mayo, and another slice of bread on top...then cut into two (if you can't wait!!
) or four (if you're trying to impress!
) then laid on the plate so that the four triangle tops all face the same way!!
Oh, and don't forget the doily and token crisps!!!
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Wrong Wrong Wrong if you go to the pub went to today with OH and his family.
Take a slice of rather dry wholemeal when I say slice I mean a doorstep. Butter it lightly so lightly that your victim opens her sandwich looking for butter.
Sprinkle a small amount of shredded lettuce on.
Next take a tomato and cut into 6 wedges but only put 2 in the sandwich.
Get some really thick bacon and cut chunks of it into cubes ensuring adequate rind and fat attached. Make sure it is cold.
Sprinkle these cold cubes of bacon on the sanwich bottom layer and top off with an even thcker doorstep of bread.
Cut in two diagonally and then chuck a few crisps and a bit of lettuce on the side.
Just had to post again - is the funniest thread in a long time!! I'm almost hoping TT isn't a troll if 'it' can keep livening up our evenings like this!!
I chickened out because other two thought it ok.
I was with OH his mother Mrs always having a Terrrrrible time and who knows people riddled with every disease known to man, His Brother, lives and works in Bermuda and earns over 100k, his lovely neice 4.5 months pregnant and her very nice husband. So I didnt make a fuss as if they were all happy I didnt want to put a dampner on it.
And to increase my suffering in this Green age you would not believe the car industry in Bermuda!!
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i just learnt that my cob called 'hector'
Hector
Meaning: To hold fast. The name of a Trojan hero in classical mythology.
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Funnily enough I was about to suggest Trojan, think there's something quite poetic in having a Trojan horse!
Or Hercules might be good, but 8 letters.
If you want something warrior like, what about March? The month is named after the roman god of war and it is also Knight in Welsh.(Although it's pronounced differently with the "ch" at the end as you would say it in "loch")
Is Skippy still around? Wanted to say good luck for the lesson in case I can't get on at work tomorrow. They actually make me do stuff at the moment.
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No not allowed CH, you must be a professional and unless Daddy can stomp up the money it's a definite no no!!!
Night Idlp see you tomorrow!!
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my dad is quite posh but he wont even buy me a lap top let alone a 25k horse. He thinks at 27 i need to learn to stand on my own two feet......lets be honest hes probably right
Roll on diddy jumping on some silly fat nag i found in a field....