Sorry I cant keep up I have had a Sh@t afternoon all self-inflicted and have my sorry for myself guilt ridden pants on.
Could I please have some Cadburys Heroes and some roses oh and if anyone has some fudge or some fig rolls them too!
In return a short story :-
Once upon a time my OH bought me a surprise bag of vanilla fudge for the weekend as weekends are for sweeties.
He bought it on a Monday I believe and I had a need for sweeties on the Tuesday. So I looked in the places an OH might stupidly hide sweeties and found the bag of fudge.
I remember it well as it was one of those old fashioned paper bags of sweeties with the vertical pink and white stripes.
Now, I think you will all agree, blatantly taking the bag of sweeties and scoffing the lot in one go although a courageous act would have been less than perfect.
My solution however was. Each day I helped myself to a few sweeties and put the wrappers back in the bag and returned them to their hiding place.
Finally Saturday came and after dinner OH said I've got you a little treat hang on a mo!! Oh the excitement of his anticipated reaction I was nearly sick with giggling.
Do you know he dared to call me you thieving little b@gger. Me the woman of his dreams.