Sweet FA...Thursday!

Yummy!!
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I went for the pasta in the end!!
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I am now totally stuffed and am sitting here on the sofa like Mr Creosote!!
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I'm just panicking!!!!
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OK I'll come clean, I have a job interview on Tuesday, and have to do a ten minute presentation!!!
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Slinky has kindly given me lots of very useful tips and pointers, anyone else like to chuck in some too?!!!
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S_V - hope you are getting over the oink flu, sounds horrible!!
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You dont say what sort of job so this is what I recommend you wear :-

Low cut top,Balcony bra,short skirt,Black Stockings and suspenders,White Stilettos, Large dangly earrings. Chew gum constantly preferably with your mouth half open.

Keep your mobile phone on and take calls and check your text messages during the interview.

If there is any attempt to interrupt your private conversations just hold you hand up fingers upwards showing them your palm and indicating a request for silence without the expensive necessity for a exchanging words.

Hope this helps
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PS Dont forget to ask if you can have a 2 hour lunch hour everyday as you have two young German Shepherds that you must walk every day.

PPS I really really truly got asked the PS by a young lady I interviewed a few years ago.
 
Flibble - OMG, I can't believe someone actually asked that!!!
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OH has said that to show my flexibility, I have to take a large pole, and do my dance routine, whilst wearing the above "get up" suggested by Flibble!!!!
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I mean, they want Personnel Managers that can be flexible don't they?!!!
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Yes, I think they are, I've really started off on the wrong foot there!!!
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Quick, change feet and I won't trip over the pole!!
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Yes HR indeed and thats what I am!! being one means you work all hours and listen to everyone moaning they are stressed but you are not allowed to be!

anyway evening all just got back from uni! I was very naughty today went inot lush in notts and asked if they had the fantastic mrs fox soap! The girl was explaining what its made of and how nice it smells and I just no thanks - you shouldnt support violent organisations. She said 'Im not allowed to talk about it' and I walked out
 
Hello all.

Been a busy bunny day.

Clipped Big Cob. A friend came for her lorry, but the engine blew on the motorway slip road! The engine sounded fine when she left, and it ran fine last time it was driven a few months ago
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. Waiting to hear how her mare is, she has a swollen ovary. Done a bit of research for interviews tomorrow.
Now sat on sofa watching Sky freeze yet again.

CH - bad you lol
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I'll have a cuppa, as I've just written the biggest load of b****t ever!!!
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Any of those flapjacks left??
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Mrs M - oops, poor friend. What are they doing for the mare with the swollen ovary? are they operating?
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Caz - give me some tips!!!
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Evening all!

I feel like I've got a neck brace on that goes to the top of my head! Head is very sore and neck is very stiff/sore to move
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Probably just got mild tonsilitus with my glands swelling too.. who knows! If I grow a coiled tail I'll let you all know
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Tea please
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. Had fish and chips for dinner so tooooooo full for flapjacks
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PP - tail very useful for Halloween
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f_s - just waiting to hear. She's not having a good day, bless her. Oooh, just got a text. Mare looking better, but now one of the dogs has gone missing
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Slinky - I've had a wicked headache on and off for the last week, put it down to too much sugar etc, but when I think about it, I was sick (think migraine) and felt dizzy all the time!!!
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I hope I haven't have oink flu!! Probably not, just my old bones giving up!!
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Hope you haven't got it!!
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Where's samstar??
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Your friend really isn't having the best of days Mrs M
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Just shove her on slinky
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, stick her on with glue if you really have to!
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I don't know what I've got but I'm sick of feeling like I have a neck the side of an elephant and it hurts to boot! My head feels like I've got the world's foggiest day inside it too!
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Still I'll keep going, no time to rest.. though I have a very valid excuse for doing no work this half term, can't believe its Thursday already!!
 
hi all
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i still have flapjack
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just made some scary pumpkins, OH is such a big kid
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naughty cleo and her accomplice were out is fresh strip bit (not supposed to be there!) lil monkeys
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Very quiet!! Have they all caught the facebook bug??
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I'm getting there, but very slowly, it doesn't seem as immediate as this, if you know what I mean?!!
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I hope she finds her dog!!
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Two of ours decided that they would go for a little outing one day, P_P and I were frantically calling and looking for them....they wondered back as if nothing had happened!!!
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I was beside myself!!!! Little *$%££'s
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Cuppa on its way MrsM!!
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How long til you can get on board Dizzy?
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And are you going to be at Your Horse Live to meet up with us all?
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Thankies, lovely cuppa *slurps noisily and dribbles, can't take me anywhere really*.

22nd November 2009
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. She's almost sound now, so will start long-reining and lunging on Sunday in preparation
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When is YHL? If I have any money left...
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