Dubsie
Well-Known Member
Probably she has to sell for a divorce settlement. Ergo he is unsaleable.
bought for husband who is too nervous to enjoy riding
If you met her requirements I guess you would end up with quite a nice horse.
I think she gives us more information about her self than she does the horse
Im going to be bad now i put my cob up for sale i can agree with her on some respect i had a women turn up about 18 stone wouldnt even let her on my horse said she needed to lose some weight then i had another who wanted to hunt he fifteen at time so said no to her someone wanted him but the yard was rough so said no to her i could go on but i didnt really want to sell him but at the time had to needless to say still got him as nobody was good enough i just didnt eat for a couple of weeks until i got another job its so hard selling a horse you love
Anyone fancy a rewrite?
I have tried to sell this horse but as I obviously know so much more than everyone else in the horse-world, I have made most people too scared to even phone me. Out of the 3 brave souls who plucked up the courage to contact me:
One dared to confess that she occasionally schooled her previous horse.
The second admitted to jumping a cross pole out hacking
And the third even told me she weighed 12 stone 8lbs !!!! I dont care if you are 6ft 2in For goodness sake get yourself a cob (but not a bay with feather, 15.2 and at the moment in Kent, but desperate to move). If you can afford a horse, you can afford a gastric bypass first.
Complete numpties all of them.
This horse was bought for husband who is too nervous to enjoy life in general and is now on an extended holiday (in padded cell wearing jacket that does up the back)
All would-be viewers will be made to stand on bathroom scales before entering the yard and will be subjected to lengthy questioning on arrival. If the words showjump or schooling are uttered, they will forcibly be removed from the property.
Contact Rottweiller@bitesworsethanbark.com
I can understand the frustration but if she really wants to part with the horse, perhaps a few details regarding height, age, what it's done, is it chipped, vaccinated etc etc which is what people really want/need to know!
Brilliant Ad.
Hope she gets suitable replies to it.
Pity, he would be ideal for my hubby
Anyone fancy a rewrite?
I have tried to sell this horse but as I obviously know so much more than everyone else in the horse-world, I have made most people too scared to even phone me. Out of the 3 brave souls who plucked up the courage to contact me:
One dared to confess that she occasionally schooled her previous horse.
The second admitted to jumping a cross pole out hacking
And the third even told me she weighed 12 stone 8lbs !!!! I dont care if you are 6ft 2in For goodness sake get yourself a cob (but not a bay with feather, 15.2 and at the moment in Kent, but desperate to move). If you can afford a horse, you can afford a gastric bypass first.
Complete numpties all of them.
This horse was bought for husband who is too nervous to enjoy life in general and is now on an extended holiday (in padded cell wearing jacket that does up the back)
All would-be viewers will be made to stand on bathroom scales before entering the yard and will be subjected to lengthy questioning on arrival. If the words showjump or schooling are uttered, they will forcibly be removed from the property.
Contact Rottweiller@bitesworsethanbark.com