thank the lord for big boobs

[Chestersmummy]

I got double barrelled by the ginger ninja when i turned him out. He did a massive buck and my boobs took the brunt of it.
Trip to the walk in centre where i got told a few inchs higher i'd probably have a broken breast bone, smaller boobs broken ribs.
Never again will I moan about my boobs.

 

[DragonSlayer]

Goodness! Hope it isn't too painful......

 

[Gingerbolt]

I too am well furnished in the chest department and had to have a giggle at your post ......not because you got kicked god no and glad your ok. !! but because we have safety air bags.
My mare stumbled once and went down on her front knees but came up so quickly her neck hit the boobs before the face and teeth.
I was relieved but a little sore.........

 

[cremedemonthe]

When I read the title I thought YES amen to that as last girlfriend had whoppers but then I read the rest, sorry you got hurt and hope you feel better soon, Oz

 

[Gingerbolt]

LOLXX

 

[Shantara]

Aw man I would have had broken ribs! I've been mistaken for a boy before..

Glad you're ok! I hope your boobs aren't too sore XD

 

[Chestersmummy]

Lol its just bruising, sore but nothing serious. Think he took offence to being ridden for the first time in 8 weeks. Didn't hurt me by bucking me off so he tried a different approach lol

 

[little_Christmas_monkey]

inbuilt airbags!!

 

[Shysmum]

Oh my lord, two horseshoes imprinted on your boobs, I LOVE IT !!!

Would say put on a pic, but i think TFC might get a bit steamy about it, lol xx

 

[cremedemonthe]

Oh my lord, two horseshoes imprinted on your boobs, I LOVE IT !!!

Would say put on a pic, but i think TFC might get a bit steamy about it, lol xx

Now that's a GOOD idea, let's seem em!!
Oz

 

[LeneHorse]

Had to laugh at the title! I'm another one who would have had the broken ribs! However my well padded rump has come in useful a few times when I've fallen off - skinny peeps would probably have fractured their hip.
Hope you recover soon.

 

[Chestersmummy]

Lol ginger ninja does't have shoes on his back feet so no funky bruises I'm afraid :-( would have been a good pic though! I think i have an all over airbag!

 

[Gingerbolt]

Ah ha.....funny you should say about an all over air bag....I am building one on myself at this very moment.
It called eating loads of c**p such as maltesers, crisps etc and getting fat!!!xx

 

[Shysmum]

MALTESERS YOU SAY ????????????

 

[Chestersmummy]

Lol I've just sent hubby to the shop for chocolate!

 

[Gingerbolt]

Yes Shymum.....you can stuff the whole BIG bag with out feeling sick....quote from bag "The lighter way to enjoy chocolate" so must contain air sooooo can really fill my all over air bag!!

 

[Gingerbolt]

LOL Louby....mine always does this for me.....its like they want to be hunter gather'sx

 

[Shysmum]

Mine will then proceed to eat most of it

 

[catwithclaws]

wow, a reason to be pleased about my huge basoomas!! thanks, hope your ok!!

 

[Chestersmummy]

Well I'm gutted as no bruises there but the nurse did say that breast tissue can take a far amount and not show any bruising. Still blooming sore though. Dreading putting a bra on today!

 

[Shysmum]

I wish my boobs were that tough - won't go into detail

 

[MrsMozart]

Ouch! But good

 

[Mince Pie]

Now that's a GOOD idea, let's seem em!!
Oz

Tart!

LOL OP glad you're OK.

 

[Ibblebibble]

ouch not funny really but at least with your built in airbags you don't have to replace the cannister like in a hit air or point 2

 

[YorkshireRider]

Fantastic! Built in air bags, us ladies are meant to ride

 

[cambrica]

Ha LOL. Glad your ok. I remember being bitten hard on one of my boobs and that bl**dy hurt
Good job their not silicone or they might of exploded !!

 

[Chestersmummy]

Lol I was thinking this morning if they had been implants they could of burst! Glad I'm adding a bit of light hearted fun to the forum!

 

[cambrica]

It is funny, but at least you can hide them. I had 2 hours and 2 dentists trying to take out my back tooth so not only am I in pain - I look like a female version of Lembit Opik. Can't even walk past a mirror right now !!

 

[Copperpot]

Mine would have burst as are not real!! I used to have 2 aspirins on an ironing board before lol

 

[lazybee]

It is funny, but at least you can hide them. I had 2 hours and 2 dentists trying to take out my back tooth so not only am I in pain - I look like a female version of Lembit Opik. Can't even walk past a mirror right now !!

Hahahaha. Could be worse you could have ended up looking like David Coulthard