That bleeping Ravenwood!!

[mymare]

Would someone please remove this drunken, troublesome, giggling soft southerner from my cottage, she's drinking all the wine, and has eaten MY minstrels!!!

I don't like her anymore, can I beam her back to the forum?

*sigh*

 

[mymare]

Ok. On the little wine she has allowed me, I have posted in the wrong bit.. :

Oh TFC, you know you love me really, please don't infart me

 

[Bedlam]

I hope TFC doesn't infart you - that would be unpleasant and smelly.

 

[mymare]

And if it went in my wine it would be bubbly, and you don't get bubbly red!!

 

[Ravenwood]

Phew - thank God I am back home!

Its no wonder I only go up there every two years! That mymare is a very, very bad influence on me!

I urge all of you - at no cost, ever accept an invitation to stay with her

 

[Ellies_mum2]

Oh I dunno


I reckon with scenery like that and what seems like plenty of wine I'm sure there would be plenty of takers if she issued an invite to this 'orrible lot