kit279
Well-Known Member
So I thought I'd had a proper gallop on my fat old chestnut Thoroughbred. Turns out he has an extra gear, one I would prefer to reserve for *special* occasions, like when I'm being chased by a grizzly bear or similar. Going across the stubble fields today with his boyfriend, my other TB, beside him and a cold wind behind him, I thought 'my god, this horse can really really shift it' closely followed by 'oh lord, there's the end of the field' and then 'ah well, I've had a good life but I should have phoned my mother more'.
Mercifully he is too fat and lazy to do it often. Bless him, he's an ex-racehorse, raced eleven times, came last eleven times. Clearly the jockeys just needed to stick an icecube up his bottom..
I love a good Thoroughbred
but I don't know how these jockeys cope! Anyone else have a four-legged Ferrari?!
Mercifully he is too fat and lazy to do it often. Bless him, he's an ex-racehorse, raced eleven times, came last eleven times. Clearly the jockeys just needed to stick an icecube up his bottom..
I love a good Thoroughbred