The best P rant in the world!

brilliant absolutely hilarious!
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i've got a sore head, and now it hurts even more
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i've got a sore head cos I went right and horse went left - bog all to do with behaviours etc.

load of b*ll*cks.

human skull six feet in the air and moving at thirty miles an hour. hm. when that fine balance changes, contents of skull comes off worse.

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i find it hard to believe that an American, living in the msot sue-happy nation on earth, wrote that to another American who could well have been a personal injury lawyer !

PS. Do Western riders feel OK without hats because its actually quite hard to fall out of a Western saddle?
 
Lol! Love FHOTD. What an incredible letter haha

Go down to the yahoo rant though- i think there's a recent HHO question in there and don't think it really deserved mocking...about breaches sizes. Or something similar to what was on here the other day anyway
 
I think the question here was what jod size do you need if you are a size 10,and TBH we all know what size to pick off the shelf but I doubt many of us get the tape measure out all that often so that is a fair one
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Maybe the yahoo q should have read "what dress size are 28inch women's breeches?"?
 
Wow does this mean P can stop my horse tripping and me rolling out the front door?
And can they stop her hitting a fence and pitching me into the floor?
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Or are we only supposed to ride in a nice soft arenas?
 
Never mind falling off - a big lad I used to exercise went for a friendly nuzzle
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shoved me in the chest with his face and my head went smack back against the (pebble dashed) wall - I was wearing my hat but it still hurt like hell.
Would have been flippin messy if I hadn't.

Re Western riders - I wore a helmet at a little local barrel racing event, I might as well have had horns!!! But yes, I suppose it is harder to fall off a western saddle, you kinda ride it, not the horse
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Wow does this mean P can stop my horse tripping and me rolling out the front door?
And can they stop her hitting a fence and pitching me into the floor?
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Of course it can
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I am shocked at their response I really never imagined their reasons and respose would be so idiotic!
I must say I found it highly amusing, they really do try to spin any load of cr@p don't they?!
 
Pass the popcorn please Slinky
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With reference to Ms P and her philosophy of hats - I have only two words. Good. Grief .

That is all
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Wow, just wow! I'll have some of that popcorn and pick-'n-mix, please!
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I've landed on my head 3 times now, and on my nose once (yes, literally on my nose). How in hell am I supposed to teach my panicky pony that dropping a shoulder and spinning is not ok, without actually sitting on him? If I waited for him not to be a spooky pony anymore, I'd either never ride, or have to hope the insurance would chip in for an equine brain transplant!
 
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