Tiddlypom
Carries on creakily
Having recently been adopted by a stray cat who now acts like she owns the place, I found this report about a cat who delayed a train at Euston Station rather hilarious
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It took the train staff 2.5 hours to coax the cat down, and apparently it then strolled off quite unconcerned.

London Euston cat-astrophe averted for train-surfing puss https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56271478
It took the train staff 2.5 hours to coax the cat down, and apparently it then strolled off quite unconcerned.

London Euston cat-astrophe averted for train-surfing puss https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56271478