The Diary of Joe aged 17 and 2 months

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Guys i really need yor help, today mum told me i was fat! talk about lowering myself esteam. she told me that i was going on a diet, now you all know thats die with a T so she is just trying to kill me. she has changed my feed to a low cal feed (though i still get some of my old feed(but thats only for a little while apprently)) the young whippersnapper gets more feed than me cos she's a skinny model its so unfair just because i enjoy eating doesn't mean i should have it taken away from me!!!!

and telling me its for my own good is bloody cheek, you would think i was a cow the way she went on not a stunning TB, so guys how am i gonna get around it? any ideas, i pull horrible faces at the model to scare her off her food so mum seperated us at feed time so what can i do?

oh and she has told me that i better not go lame again so she can work the fat off me!!!!

yours truely in dispair

Joe
 
To Joe

You poor thing. I suggest you suddenly develop a bad limp when ever you see your nasty mum, also i would recommend stuffing in as much grass/hay/bedding as is possible, to keep your lovely round shape.
If your mother sees thru your fake limp, then as soon as she sits on you or makes you go round and round in endless circles just plant yourself and refuse to move one step!
I hope you manage to get your own way.

From Sunsilk - the little yellow and slightly round pony!
 
Must be catching. My mum has stopped feeding me all together
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She then put the fatel grazing muzzle on but lucky I managed it get it off and then took it apart...
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had to make sure it was completely dead as last time she taped it back up
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Worse still she's got the lunge line and whip out
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I'm close to calling the horse protection for cruelty to pig ponies... We must stick together in the flight againest freedom of grazing. Love Jesse the pig pony xx
 
My mum did this to me too.... not the muzzel thing just the feedign altogether... to make it worse the field didn't have much grass in either... she said it was something to do with instructions from the vet & for my own good. I am never going to belive her again as it would seem that for my own good involved staying at a "hotel" for a few days and ending up with ..... now what did she call them..... oh yes stitches, which mean that I now am in pony prison.... She calls it box rest.

Joe just make sure that a stay in a "hotel" is not planned


Ruby
 
Dear Ruby,

I don't let mum take me are were never that stable on wheels, after she took me to the hotel 5 times last year!!!! thanks for the heads up my advice to you is not to enter that evil moving stable as you can never tell where they are taking you. hope you are feeling better after your hotel visit. would you you like me to come and break you out of prison, cos a girl as pretty as you shouldn't be hidden away ;-)

lots of love joe xxx
 
aw Joe, you are so sweet.
Mum assures me that prison is only for another 9 nights, but with the weather being wet and cold I am kind of glad that I am tucked up indoors with plenty of haylage. I guess, reading others plights that I am lucky as I do get to go for walks and grass when mum comes home from work.
I son't think you will think I am pretty when you see my hair cut... it is a really really silly hair cut ..... I thought it was bad when mum shortened my mane but this clip is just not on..... it isn't even this seasons fashion.

lots of love Ru
 
Ru you are gorgeous don't put yourself down, are you talking about the sort of haircut they give you wne you go into the hotel? i always give them a fight as i don't want them to ruin my looks but they drug me and make me all sleepy :-( you hair cut can't be bad as what my did to me last week she said she was going to tidy up my mane a little as it was getting a bit long (but i'm like sampson) anyway i protested as i always do (hate mum interfering with my looks) anyway an hour later and there is more hair in the floor than on my neck!!!!!!

hope you are recovering well from your hotel visit they always make me feel a bit down.
 
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