The Horse Dentist - im still laughing

[orionstar]

Recently bought a 3 yr old 17.1 warmblood with my sister whos ridden for years, but has never actually owned a horse. Said horse was a bit of a nightmare with the bridle and wormers etc so when the dentist was due I took to worrying about how it would go. Telephone call from sister;
"I'm in Asda and I've found a really big toothbrush for the horse"
me "a what???"
Sis "A toothbrush"
me "what the hell would the horse want with a toothbrush???"
Sis "well I thought we could practise a bit with her first, before the dentist comes!"
me "what on earth do you think the dentist is going to do, brush its teeth with colegate!" at which point i wet myself laughing..

Whats the funniest thing someones said to you recently?

 

[Chestnuttymare]

nothing as funny as that lol, that's brilliant
how big is the tooth brush she has found?

 

[orionstar]

Dont know but it must have been huge!

 

[photo_jo]

Vicar welcomed us all to the funeral at the weekend--trouble was we were at a wedding!

 

[smellsofhorse]

My sister would come out with something like that!

She is blond too!

 

[SVMel]

Ahhh brill!! bless her lol!!!

seriously though, you should have let her try, with a discreet video camera near by......

 

[Cuppatea]

you can get horse toothbrushes!!!! No joke, ive seen them!

 

[Racing_Gal]

During foaling earlier this year and old friend got in touch with me to tell me he had just become a daddy, I didnt know he even had a girlfriend as we havent seen eachother for sometime, I asked 'What mare is it out of?' ..he was confused.

 

[quirky]

you can get horse toothbrushes!!!! No joke, ive seen them!

You're right, the joke is, they are £25

 

[Cuppatea]

During foaling earlier this year and old friend got in touch with me to tell me he had just become a daddy, I didnt know he even had a girlfriend as we havent seen eachother for sometime, I asked 'What mare is it out of?' ..he was confused.

good job you didnt ask who the sire was...!!!