The Laws Of German Shepherd Property

[Kellys Heroes]

In light of recent events, I thought I'd post something that makes me smile (and is rather fitting, as New Dog runs into the living room with half a coconut bird feeder....)

Sorry if it's been posted before!!

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.


K x

 

[CorvusCorax]

Or today's party piece "If it is mine and you are not letting me have it, you'd better be wearing a jockstrap, mister!!!"

 

[Kellys Heroes]

LOL
just brilliant aren't they....

New Dog says "if its fluffy and it runs and its NOT another shepherd....its mine!"
K x

 

[Megibo]

Or today's party piece "If it is mine and you are not letting me have it, you'd better be wearing a jockstrap, mister!!!"

haha!
think my mum's old GSD's would have been:
"if your three year old daughter is in my basket and climbing all over me..she's mine."

 

[Delta99]

I'm afraid no. 10 is not true. Sammy Shepherd has a whole toybox full of broken toys and they're ALL HERS!

 

[Kellys Heroes]

Haha!
Shepherds.....all the same!
K x

 

[Pix]

* If I allow you to take it off me/remove it from the depths of my throat- I'm just humouring you. Temporarily. It's still mine.

* If you're cretinous enough to genuinely believe it's yours, I will make a point of stealing it at every opportunity, and parading about with it right under your nose. No, you can't catch me. Yes, it is mine.

 

[MurphysMinder]

* If it is mine and you take it from me I will get it back, no matter how high a
surface you place it on.