Auslander
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Told me that he absolutely hadn't finished off his fieldmates breakfast
The little liar!
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MidChristmasCrisis
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Buried his face in it I feel?
Auslander
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It's even in his eyelashes! Her manger is on a high rail, so he had to work really hard to get his face into it!
Fleece Navidad
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She clearly dropped it on his head to get him in trouble ?
Mine swears blindly every time I see him that he hasn't had his bucket, and if I feed he tries to get the YO to believe the same. He's most believable when he has a similar moustache ?
Mine swears blindly every time I see him that he hasn't had his bucket, and if I feed he tries to get the YO to believe the same. He's most believable when he has a similar moustache ?
Trouper
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Noooo - it's just different coloured mud, Mum - honest!!
Rumtytum
Have Marmite, will travel
Fake News ?
BeckyFlowers
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Looks like a shitland with the world's worst cold.
Baywonder
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Well I believe the little guy. There was obviously a HUGE gust of wind and it blew his field mate's breakfast all over him............
pansymouse
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Shetlands - eliminating food waste since the dawn of time
Auslander
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He is now immaculate - his little friend has licked his face completely clean!
Annagain
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I think we all know his 'friend' has deliberately used him as a personal serviette to get him into trouble and you've bought her story. It's a terrible miscarriage of justice. #FreeTheFastFibreOne
little_critter
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See this is believable. Both my horses frequently use me as a serviette. I think you’ve jumped to conclusions based on racial stereotypes OP, tut tut.
Fjord
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Well he's clearly not guilty so I think he deserves another dinner as he looks hungry.
Auslander
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YOu haven't seen the size of him. He's like a small hairy table
SatansLittleHelper
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Not gonna lie here....my Shitland wouldn't even bother trying to tell me he hadn't done it....he'd be like "yeah.....and..?!" ???