The Moo is on the naughty step........

[Slinkyunicorn]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

He has just eaten one of my favourite leather flip flops - I have had them for years they were just worn in to to 'perfect'.

Now one of them is chewed.......

I have smacked his bottom and he is now on the naughty step - he has had 3 attempts at moving but has been sent back - has just done a huge sigh and thrown himself down in a huff!!

 

[kirstyhen]

Noooooo, not 'the' flip flops!!

I am horrified!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

It was the tip of the shoe chewing ice berg!!

I think he has chewed at least one of about 10 pairs of shoes now - bloody labradors and their shoe obsession!!

 

[Spudlet]

Oh dear Naughty Max!

 

[kirstyhen]

The ones you wore to the beach, that had trekked around half the world intact?? I'd be sending him back if I were you!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

The very same!!

I would send him back if I thought there was a home bad enough for him.........

 

[kirstyhen]

Send him to meeeeeeeee! i promise to give him daily beatings and subject him to the same regular humiliation that Otto gets

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Sounds like and excellent plan!!

*goes off to find brown paper*

 

[numptynoelle]

Bad Moo!!

Bet St Sweep is adjusting his halo as I type (either that or raiding the biscuit bin )

Hypothetically... if he were to chew the other one to the same state of chewiness...could they be a matching pair? Or has he done a 'proper' lab job on them?

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

He has done a proper lab job on them - grrrrrrrrrrrr!!

St Sweep has adjusted his halo and is trying to wind the Moo up by barking at the cat etc Moo hasn't moved yet other than to wag his tail ingratiatingly!!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Aw, bless him, he doesn't know that shoes are verboten, clearly

Give him an Asda turkey drumstick! Much yummier than shoes

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Give him an Asda turkey drumstick!

I do!! they and all the bones that are FREE from my butcher seem to lose all appeal in the face of a pair of nice leather shoes..............

Bloody labradors.......*wrestles with brown paper and string to send him to kirstyhen*

 

[kirstyhen]

Otto is already dividing up his toys into his and Moo's pile Our shoes are kept shut away, so no danger there!

Given Royal Mail's delivery I shan't expect him for a few months yet!

 

[MurphysMinder]

Oops naughty Moo. Perfectly legitimate reason for getting rid of him, you certainly wouldn't be the first. I bet St Sweep is just loving his disgrace.

 

[confetti]

ive got a dog called Mr. Moo and he is always on the naughty step,
but i love him he is a Valgrays Rescue Dog...and is naughty every single day.

he is a black and white border collie, but he is totally fab around the horses,
he chews riding sticks, drags the buckets around, goes off with the haynets,
digs holes in the wood chip bedding, and he loves pony nuts....

 

[Patches]

Naughty Moo....is he off the naughty step yet?

I wasn't speaking to Harvey this morning due to his successful heinous crime caper. He murdered, pre-meditated and all, a sparrow!

Clearly he has higher hopes that just going beating. He wants to be a beater and a retriever all rolled into one. I could say he's a "kill two birds with one stone" sort of guy, but I suppose I should say "kill two birds with one leap into the bushes".

 

[CAYLA]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

He has just eaten one of my favourite leather flip flops - I have had them for years they were just worn in to to 'perfect'.

Now one of them is chewed.......

I have smacked his bottom and he is now on the naughty step - he has had 3 attempts at moving but has been sent back - has just done a huge sigh and thrown himself down in a huff!!

Typical, they always go for the sweaty smelling stuff