tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
OMG I can't believe I've just been to Olympia last weekend.
Anyway, got there, and you never guess who was signin' autographs... that chap from Top Gear who nearly died. Wotsisname... you know... Munchkin!!! Amazin.
Anyway, the shopping was abismal to be honest. Couldn't get to any of the bleedin' stalls coz stupid people were just like standing in the way an' that. I mean, who DOES that sort of fing????? So, I managed to buy a Kilt, two hi viz tops for my friends coz one of 'em nearly died last year and I thought it would be a good "getin' back on the 'orse" present, a numnah and a £200 sheepskin thing, a couple of belts that were really cool for £80 each down from £200 and some gloves made out of otter skins. Dead cheap.
Finally got to my seats to watch the showjumpin' and I tell ya, them horses are amazin. I especially like the one wiv the bowl cut and four different bits in it's mouth. I'm off to get one of them for my horse when I next go down't tack shop cos he's a bugger to jump and we're doin' 90cm's at home now you know. Bet I could slow 'im down with one of them buggerrs. Little sh**. I hate 'im.
I especially enjoyed those Cossicks. I reckon I can do that, I'm starting Cossick Horsemanship next week with Cassandra Harris in Newport, Devon. She's dead good.
Can't wait fo next year, I wonder if I should take some co-op sandwiches 'cause them Jacket 'taters were extortionate!!!!!!
Anyway, got there, and you never guess who was signin' autographs... that chap from Top Gear who nearly died. Wotsisname... you know... Munchkin!!! Amazin.
Anyway, the shopping was abismal to be honest. Couldn't get to any of the bleedin' stalls coz stupid people were just like standing in the way an' that. I mean, who DOES that sort of fing????? So, I managed to buy a Kilt, two hi viz tops for my friends coz one of 'em nearly died last year and I thought it would be a good "getin' back on the 'orse" present, a numnah and a £200 sheepskin thing, a couple of belts that were really cool for £80 each down from £200 and some gloves made out of otter skins. Dead cheap.
Finally got to my seats to watch the showjumpin' and I tell ya, them horses are amazin. I especially like the one wiv the bowl cut and four different bits in it's mouth. I'm off to get one of them for my horse when I next go down't tack shop cos he's a bugger to jump and we're doin' 90cm's at home now you know. Bet I could slow 'im down with one of them buggerrs. Little sh**. I hate 'im.
I especially enjoyed those Cossicks. I reckon I can do that, I'm starting Cossick Horsemanship next week with Cassandra Harris in Newport, Devon. She's dead good.
Can't wait fo next year, I wonder if I should take some co-op sandwiches 'cause them Jacket 'taters were extortionate!!!!!!
