The perturbed omar Strikes back at Hovis

[brianT]

Dear Readers,

I feel that it is time to put the record straight. I, Omar the dark lord stepped into the shoes of sidney after his retirement - well not exactly his shoes, he had smaller feet than me. The lucky sod is up eating grass with another poster from here, but we talk from time to time and discuss the actions of our master (well more about his pants riding!).
Anyway back to the point in hand.

I would like to confirm that I am NOT a "poof bags"as quoted by the big faced cart horse, but I am in fact very hetrosexual. I have an extremely manly appearance; 17.2HH of pure Irish draft muscle, dark good looks and built like the proverbial brick out house with the manners of Mr Darcy him self, and the eloquence of a poet - not like my brother the common bog pony from Galway.

The fame you see has gone to his head after his recent article with the media. He prances round the yard thinking that he is the most important horse in the world, he deludes himself regarding the fairer sex, and trys to impress the humans with his circus tricks like nelly the elephant.

Hopefully when my cold is better i can take him under my hoof and teach him the error of his ways!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Dear Omar,

I would just like to say (in the words of the teenager my mum lets ride me) 'Whateveeeerrrrrrr....'

Hovis and his feathers rock my cob world!!

Inca (kisses to Hovis!)

 

[MrsMozartletoe]

Aw, poor Hovis. He's such a sweety pie, how can you be so horrible about him?

 

[brianT]

Dear Reader,

I think that you will find that feathers are for girls, or in our world mares!!!!!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Omar

*Inca shakes head and looooonnnnng mane and feathers*

You have much to learn about what is fanciable in the land of the heavies!!! Only a real man could grow feathers like that!!

No wonder Hovis calls you poof bags!!

Inca x

 

[brianT]

Dear Inca,

I hope that i am not being to familiar calling you by your first name. The common fethered breed of horse i agree does have its place in the society - helping the man deliver ale, milk, and towing barges with coal
regards
The Dark Lord

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Omar,

You sound like the dumb blood that I have to share my mum with - you are both a few slices short of a bale!!

Us common types are loved and adored (and rightly so) by everyone - where as you just prance around looking pretty - we just stand there and get the cuddles and the carrots!!!

Inca x

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

Omar! How could you!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Yes huuuuge ears -all the better for hearing the approach of dinner with!!

Bet you only get the leftovers that Hovis doesn't want!!!

Tehe!!

Inca x

 

[brianT]

Inca my Friend,

I am pleased that you enjoy your carrots - so do rabbits, do you have big ear's and a dopey expression? I myself enjoy a more palatable root vegtable.

Omar

 

[brianT]

Inca,

sorry about that, Hovis's mother tried to remove my computer access and apply parental protocols, however the superior horse reigns with a bit of a neigh and tail whooshing I resume control!

And just a note to your last post i would not place my regal nose in the bog pony's trough!

Omar

 

[tabithakat64]

LOL

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Omar

* Inca shakes head and looonnnggg mane again* you must be suffering from altitude sickness!!

Hovis wouldn't want you to stick your snout in his trough - that way you would find out all the sneaky treats we common types get....

Ooops! Sorry Hovis - I hope I haven't given the game away

- xxx!

Inca

 

[brianT]

Dear Hosre / Owner,

I would like to remind you that I am indeed Irish, but have a great command of the english language.

could I respectfully request that we comunicate in full sentances.

Omar

 

[brianT]

Dear Inca,

I indeed agree with your sentiments, ( Common types)

Omar.

 

[Dubsie]

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Dear Hosre / Owner,

I would like to remind you that I am indeed Irish, but have a great command of the english language.

could I respectfully request that we comunicate in full sentances.

Omar

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Is that the Irish spelling of 'sentences' then?

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

And he calls ME dumb?!!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

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And he calls ME dumb?!!

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I know!!

I think he is outrageous - all he is a glorified bog trotter who calls us common!! Its a wonder you are still sane having to live with him - there is room in my field anyday Hovis!

Inca xx