The Tessy bear BOGOF thread

[Sandstone1]

I think Mini T's show name should be HHO Don't Rush Me

Or Get a wiggle on!

 

[Wildforestpony18]

Or Get a wiggle on!

Or, Took My Time

 

[Thistle]

ooh have fun theres definitely not a foal in there ive decided, she just really needs to fart i think

agreed

 

[tessybear]

-walks in and slouches into chair-

Oh how i love my cob, my cool, calm and heavily pregnant cob.
That was errr interesting ? Enter the yard to be greeted with a TB running around lead rope between legs snorting like a dragon Its her second day at the yard and in typical TB style everything is worth a spook at However she has no spacial awareness and tried to canter through mum who swiftly grabbed her and set up a boundary.. the poor girl who owns her is such a star clearly loves her beautiful girl but looked scared not that i blame her ith 15.2 prancing about at you. Will be doing lots of lunging until she is routined and calm enough for me to get on without becoming a life size buckaroo All in all a lovely girl That i am looking forwards to working with :Token pic

But now onto the main star :

Boobies with a scratch on

And look at how clean our feathers are today

I dont think the picture of her bits is reliable she wasn't happy and erm ? scrunched them up

 

[Clannad48]

Or, Took My Time

or

' Ha Ha Fooled You'

 

[tessybear]

or

' Ha Ha Fooled You'

Or
Reallyiamjustagiantfart ?

Imagine if we actually called the foal Fart

 

[tessybear]

Thanks for the update Abs !
I know you must be really busy at school ect

You are more than welcome

I am but this only takes a few minutes and keeps my sane at the moment I love logging on in my frees you mad bunch either make me cry with laughter... or cry from kindness can you see the reoccurring theme ?

 

[Singing Dawg]

Look for the big, huge, mamary vein to appear.....

 

[tessybear]

Look for the big, huge, mamary vein to appear.....

On her side ? She has one Horrible looking thing can trace your fingers over it and she has a ... "shark fin" style swelling on her belly

 

[zigzag]

Is the TB with Tessy? It has a bit of a snotty nose?

 

[tessybear]

Is the TB with Tessy? It has a bit of a snotty nose?

No it's at another yard and that was sand It looks snotty she was digging whilst trying to avoid standing still

 

[Singing Dawg]

On her side ? She has one Horrible looking thing can trace your fingers over it and she has a ... "shark fin" style swelling on her belly

Shark Fin, not its just a horn, I think you'll find that Tessy will foal a Unicorn in a weeks time

Just keep watching her tits for wax then you'll know it's within 24 hours. I dont think she'll go before the weekend.

 

[tessybear]

Shark Fin, not its just a horn, I think you'll find that Tessy will foal a Unicorn in a weeks time

Just keep watching her tits for wax then you'll know it's within 24 hours. I dont think she'll go before the weekend.

Sounds like they would go for a lot of money

Brilliant Shall do and i hope not ! need the grass to grow all week

 

[weesophz]

i cant stop laughing everytime someone refers to tessys boobs as her "tits" im so immature shes looking great abbie im excited to hear the stories about the advertures youll have with the mad tb too, fox is such an bloody plod along now!

 

[Thistle]

singing dawg, wax is not a reliable sign, some mare wax for weeks beforehand, some don't wax at all.

The only reliable way is to milk test but Tessy isn't happy about that.

 

[tessybear]

i cant stop laughing everytime someone refers to tessys boobs as her "tits" im so immature shes looking great abbie im excited to hear the stories about the advertures youll have with the mad tb too, fox is such an bloody plod along now!

I sniggered too Aw thank you ! Yes it could be interesting we are going to let her settle with lunging before i hop on and it goes "tits" up

singing dawg, wax is not a reliable sign, some mare wax for weeks beforehand, some don't wax at all.

The only reliable way is to milk test but Tessy isn't happy about that.

I did think that, No she would never kick she isn't like that but she makes it clear she isn't happy lifting her leg, shuffling away etc.

 

[cheeryplatypus]

Her boobies will have more than a scratch when she has little unicorn to feed

 

[Thistle]

Her boobies will have more than a scratch when she has little unicorn to feed

ouch. I guessing the horns must grow once they are weaned.

 

[katastrophykat]

Thought I'd stop lurking and sympathise with you entirely! Towards the end of My First Homebred's Gestation, no less than four experienced breeders looked at my mare (on totally different days...) and declared 'definitely tonight!! I slept in my Horsebox at the yard for two weeks (while working full time and making dad take boob shots and send them at 10 am and 2pm while I was in the office.. ) and eventually gave up. Chucked her out and went home. Went up at first light in my dressing gown, jeans and boots, nothing else... And ended up trekking across a field, slimy dinky foal in arms, boobs akimbo as she'd had him under a bloody fence and she was in one field by herself grazing happily while he was next door being hoofed about by seven mares that obviously didn't recognise him! Poor boy... As I was trekking back to the yard, mare in one hand and foal in arms, goo all over my boobs and stomach, (honestly- there is not a knot in the world that holds a pink fluffy dressing gown closed with a squirming foal!) I was looking at the farmhouse hoping beyond hope that neither farmer (yo) not one of his teenage sons suddenly had a urge to check out of the window!!

Anyway... I digress- I am officially joining the 'hurry up baby T' club!!

 

[tessybear]

Thought I'd stop lurking and sympathise with you entirely! Towards the end of My First Homebred's Gestation, no less than four experienced breeders looked at my mare (on totally different days...) and declared 'definitely tonight!! I slept in my Horsebox at the yard for two weeks (while working full time and making dad take boob shots and send them at 10 am and 2pm while I was in the office.. ) and eventually gave up. Chucked her out and went home. Went up at first light in my dressing gown, jeans and boots, nothing else... And ended up trekking across a field, slimy dinky foal in arms, boobs akimbo as she'd had him under a bloody fence and she was in one field by herself grazing happily while he was next door being hoofed about by seven mares that obviously didn't recognise him! Poor boy... As I was trekking back to the yard, mare in one hand and foal in arms, goo all over my boobs and stomach, (honestly- there is not a knot in the world that holds a pink fluffy dressing gown closed with a squirming foal!) I was looking at the farmhouse hoping beyond hope that neither farmer (yo) not one of his teenage sons suddenly had a urge to check out of the window!!

Anyway... I digress- I am officially joining the 'hurry up baby T' club!!

That one cracked me up Can just imagine it !

Welcome to the club, be there or be square !

 

[tessybear]

Just been out with fly and Mozzy spray Tessy was crawling in them Poor girl if anyone has horses out in this wam weather id advise putting spray on tomorrow

 

[Highlands]

They were dreadful put my trads mare a fly rug on and a turnout over it.

 

[patchypony]

I think Mini T's show name should be HHO Don't Rush Me

Brilliant!

 

[tessybear]

They were dreadful put my trads mare a fly rug on and a turnout over it.

Horrible things she had such a depressed look to her face being heavily pregnant and bit to death ! arrgh

 

[ibot]

My little boy suffers so bad bless them, i heard today that my area has problems with horse flies not good.
Poor Tessy i dont envy her being preggers in this weather its so warm

 

[katastrophykat]

Are you guys in the Caribbean? Oop here in the grim north we're rarely above 10degrees! Lol!

TB- the best thing that morning was that I called my dad (a mile away) for a change of clothes, the vet to discuss the placenta then the then 'friend with benefits'... Also horsey, lived four miles away... Upon hearing the boob story he beat both dad and the vet hoping to get an eyeful!

I'm a bad woman... And really needed a jumper!

 

[MrsMozart]

C'mon Tessy lass, I want something happy to look at and goo over

Hope you and your Ma are doing ok TB.

 

[Megibo]

Oooohhh I was so hoping for a foal! Have it tonight Tess. *nods*

 

[HorsesHavingFun]

Checking again! I hope it'll be the weekend just so us Aunties can spend the whole weekend looking at pics and vids of Mini T!

 

[Slightlyconfused]

Right off to sleep.

Tessy I want a foalie PDQ woman!!!