The worst present your dog has brought you.

[P3LH]

Oh my god!!! What did you do with it?
The odd kitten, maybe just the once, tabby long haired one I could deal with

Couldn’t see (and really tried!) where the heck she had borrowed it from so contacted a wildlife rescue. It clearly wasn’t very well to have been able to be found in the day, able to pick up, and away from its family etc.

All kittens were rather spitty yet incredibly long lived. Usually farm cats that had snuck off somewhere else to have them.

 

[ArklePig]

Mine doesn't bring me presents really. She literally only cares about balls and other round things in a pinch.

However, she once brought my mother in law a pair of my knickers

 

[Laurac13]

My old Labrador years ago dug up my yard owners mare’s afterbirth which was buried in the muck heap after foaling, ate it and then threw it up in my garden when I got home

 

[CorvusCorax]

Half a seagull, which was still alive.

 

[poiuytrewq]

Mine doesn't bring me presents really. She literally only cares about balls and other round things in a pinch.

However, she once brought my mother in law a pair of my knickers

This reminds me of once, sorry completely off topic but one day I dropped my daughter at nursery (back in my younger days!) and when I picked her up was handed a bag of my knickers and thongs, the nursery lady explained that when they took my little girl to the toilet they had to remove 15 pairs of my pants over the top of her tights first