Fools Motto
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when they turned around so I could see their offside..... they looked VERY pleased with themselves as both were now wearing (dried on) 'coat de cow-pat'! NICE. I was thanking them for giving me such a pleasant surprise (not) when the dog trotted over to me.
To say she was now joining in the 'coat de cow-pat' contest was an understatement, she was DRIPPING in the smelly stuff! To make matters worse, she wanted to be close to me, obviously VERY proud of her handy work, and as I kept moving away from her, she thought it was a game so got closer, and then SHOOK. Luckily, I saw it coming, and dodged flying cow poo, but the cheeky so and so!!!
I would have taken a photo or two, but was laughing so hard, I was crying... my 'pets' thought it was a good party trick, and I couldn't get cross with them.
My father, on the other hand, who allowed the cows to escape again in the first place, is in my bad books.... 'coat de cow-pat' is a devil to clean off!!!
To say she was now joining in the 'coat de cow-pat' contest was an understatement, she was DRIPPING in the smelly stuff! To make matters worse, she wanted to be close to me, obviously VERY proud of her handy work, and as I kept moving away from her, she thought it was a game so got closer, and then SHOOK. Luckily, I saw it coming, and dodged flying cow poo, but the cheeky so and so!!!
I would have taken a photo or two, but was laughing so hard, I was crying... my 'pets' thought it was a good party trick, and I couldn't get cross with them.
My father, on the other hand, who allowed the cows to escape again in the first place, is in my bad books.... 'coat de cow-pat' is a devil to clean off!!!
