Thing you would eradicate to make having horses easier...

My brat pony who keeps bloody escaping...or just eradicate his legs, fine either way!

Flies specifically the ones that could fly anywhere but into your mouth is where they choose.
Mites...a constant battle.
Grass bellies or just fattening laminitis inducing grass...i hate the sight of beautifully green fields.
Pink noses...all horses should be genetically modified to have black noses.
Arthritis...science should have excelled so you can buy new legs for your ponies by now...hurry up scientists.
Liveries who ask for your advice...you give it, they ignore it and then a couple of weeks later the advice you gave is magically their idea.
Poo...as soon as it lands it should vaporise.
 
Any rational person reading this lot would conclude that it would be less hassle to dispose of horses...

Loud music
Stupid cyclists
loose dogs
low branches
allergies (human to horse, horse to anything)
 
AdorableAlice said:
Totally correct.

If none of us had to work to keep our horses we would all have time to cope with mud, feather mites, horse flies etc etc.

I have long come to the conclusion that the only thing I require is unlimited time and money.
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yep, would like to eradicate all thats been mentioned, including husband and kids! would also like, while we are in fantasy world, enough money never to have to work again, a nice horse box, brand new tack, another horse, my own small holding with plenty of land, a menage and lovely stables. whilst never having a vets bill or falling off again! :)
 
Tourists on bikes - they expect you to move over when you are towing a trailer on a narrow country lane (nowhere to move over to!) and keep riding towards you and then think you are in the wrong when you don't/can't move.

Having to sweep the yard is another thing I could do without.
Lazy liveries.
 
hay! having just collected ~ 350 bales off the fields, i blimin hate the stuff.

and poo! seem to spend my life poo picking. if i stopped feeding hay, it'd maybe stop coming out???!! lol.
 
Gateways and driveways
Grit boxes
Bridges
Newly patched up roads
Streams
Randomly placed tractor items, tractors are fine but when the buckets etc are not attached and are neatly put away they need to go.
That 1 bit of the school that has slightly changed from last time we were in there
Joggers
Cyclists
 
Blades of grass that are the wrong colour.
Leaves that are the wrong colour.
Flowers of an unexpected colour.
Shadows that are the wrong shade of dark.

So, basically we need to rip out the whole countryside and install one vast arena with giant walls all the way around it to keep out the pheasants, drivers, and the rest of actual normal life :D
 
My friend and I have created local asbos we award when out riding and local bye laws:
No DIY on the front of your property between 8am and 8pm
Lawns must be mowed between 8pm and 7am
Timings vary between weekdays and weekends
Walkers must not have noisy children or prams
Cyclists must stay on the road
People must not wear sun hats - any hats actually - or have a back pack
Plants must not change colour
Road markings must not be repainted
Cows to remain stationery
Donkeys must be invisible and silent
Dogs must not look like wolves
Pheasants - what can I say.....
 
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