Things you would ask your dog

[Morwenna]

What is it about sit stays that worries you so much?
What goes on in that little head of yours?

 

[Clodagh]

Slightly off topic but this just came up in my fb memories.

 

[ArklePigInBlanket]

Why did you, for the first time ever, break into a parcel that had just been delivered, and extract a packet of RAZOR BLADES to chew on.

This happened today, and I haven't recovered from it even though she is fine.

 

[Shady]

Why will you do anything for cauliflower, but nothing at all for carrots or broccoli, which are cheaper

 

[bonny]

What would you like for your dinner ?