Thinking of breeding from my new bitch!!

[CAYLA]

Have talked my mam into breeding from a lovely whippet bitch we have had handed in as a rescue, she has had all health tests and a good pedigree, jsut need to find a suitable dog, unfortunately mine have been castrated........so im looking for a nice blue whippet boy

Does not matter it's after 12, just Hen spoiling

It is April the 1st

 

[kirstyhen]

But it's after 12 you doofus!!

 

[CAYLA]

Still got ya though....u believed me...didnt ya

go on admit it

 

[mattilda]

Knowing how you feel about breeding CALA.....nope not for one second!

 

[kirstyhen]

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Still got ya though....u believed me...didnt ya

go on admit it

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Not even for a second

 

[CAYLA]

Lol, I knew u would'nt, but u could have humoured me

I had me mam going when I asked her

 

[GinaB]

My face was actually like this ----->

reading that post!Not funny CALA

 

[CAYLA]

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Still got ya though....u believed me...didnt ya

go on admit it

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Not even for a second

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What EVA

 

[CAYLA]

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My face was actually like this ----->

reading that post!Not funny CALA

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Hahahahaha............I knew I would get someone

cannot think of a better person

 

[GinaB]

Cheeky bint!

 

[kirstyhen]

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My face was actually like this ----->

reading that post!Not funny CALA

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Hahahahaha............I knew I would get someone

cannot think of a better person

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It doesn't really count though does it?? I mean that GinaB isn't the bightest spark in the box!

 

[CAYLA]

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My face was actually like this ----->

reading that post!Not funny CALA

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Hahahahaha............I knew I would get someone

cannot think of a better person

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It doesn't really count though does it?? I mean that GinaB isn't the bightest spark in the box!

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I would have said, more like naive(sp) I would never be so cruel about Gina, she is to sweet

she does steal dvd's though

 

[GinaB]

Piss away off HH, I'll do yer knees!

 

[Lucy_Nottingham]

if you want embarassing, when I was reading hte first post, cause you left the massive gap I was waiting for pictures of this bitch to upload, and just thought my computer was being SUUUUUUUPER slow!

ermm ye, embarrased! stupid april 1st!

 

[kirstyhen]

PMSL!!!

I am quite literally wettin myself at that

 

[GinaB]

Sssssssssshhhhhhhh CALA! Don't talk about the DVDs! They might be tracking me onine....

 

[MurphysMinder]

I think people know you too well Cala.

I scrolled down expecting to see a picture of a cuddly toy or similar

 

[Lucy_Nottingham]

henmeister LOOK I am not the only one expecting a picture....... MM did too! (although I doubt she waited 5 minutes like me to see if it came up..... ) hmm I think revision (or rathe procrastination) is sending me loopy..

 

[CAYLA]

Haha...LMAO lucy....bless ya

 

[CAYLA]

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I think people know you too well Cala.

I scrolled down expecting to see a picture of a cuddly toy or similar

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I knew you would be one, I would definately not fool

 

[CAYLA]

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Sssssssssshhhhhhhh CALA! Don't talk about the DVDs! They might be tracking me onine....

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AND
The local library

 

[Oneofthepack]

Yeah I was waiting for pic of stunning whippet bitch to load too, but I forgot about it being 1st April and thought you must have been at the gin

 

[CAYLA]

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Yeah I was waiting for pic of stunning whippet bitch to load too, but I forgot about it being 1st April and thought you must have been at the gin

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I went a bit far with the scrolling...I was even p!ssed off with the length of time it took to ge back through the post

 

[piebaldsparkle]

PMSL

1st I though nah can't be true...........

Then I thought CALA's gone mad..........

Then she's been drinking........

Then I read the bit about pedigree & health checks etc... and twigged. Now if you had put that you had just been given a blind staffi cross and were think of breeding with a standard poodle, I might have believed you!!!!

 

[CAYLA]

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PMSL

1st I though nah can't be true...........

Then I thought CALA's gone mad..........

Then she's been drinking........

Then I read the bit about pedigree & health checks etc... and twigged. Now if you had put that you had just been given a blind staffi cross and were think of breeding with a standard poodle, I might have believed you!!!!

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I was going to be a responsible breeder u know *sighs*

 

[FestiveSpirit]

Well I bloody hope you werent going to let the resulting offspring off the lead EVER, apparently responsible sighthound owners should never do this

Hilarious thread in Hunting forum now...

 

[kirstyhen]

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Well I bloody hope you werent going to let the resulting offspring off the lead EVER, apparently responsible sighthound owners should never do this

Hilarious thread in Hunting forum now...

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No no no Splotchy

Only those owners that use their Rescue Greyhounds for Coursing, support Dog Fighting and Paedophilia should keep their dogs on leads!!

 

[FestiveSpirit]

Sorry Henmeister, I stand corrected

You are right, as ever

I am a truly bad and wicked person

Please feel free to report me to GRWE if you would like to anyone

 

[kirstyhen]

I will, I am on the phone right now, and as a selfless act I shall offer to find a suitable home for your two, oh and of course you aren't fit to looks after Bob.... Now where shall I put them all

 

[FestiveSpirit]

Noooooooo not my ickle fluffy wuffy doggies and horsie pleaaaaaseeeee