This area of the forum is a Troll Free Zone.....

[Dormouse]

so would all the randomly abusive newbie posters either get their act together or ship out to another area of the forum please? Thank you

 

[CorvusCorax]

Feck you!!

(Oops, forgot to post under my assumed name )

 

[SavingGrace]

No

 

[KarynK]

Assumed name never thought of that!!! Is that allowed????? Thought that was cheating

 

[CorvusCorax]

At least when we're bitchy witches, we do it under our own names

 

[Dormouse]

Tsk tsk there are always one or two....

 

[KarynK]

At least when we're bitchy witches, we do it under our own names

Yeah fighting talk bring it on!!!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Uhm...you smell?


I am rubbish at this....

 

[KarynK]

That does it I'm off to bed!

 

[MurphysMinder]

Gawd, you don't put up much of a fight do you. She'll have a real power complex now!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Huffypants!

 

[paisley]

You can't do this! Have we learnt nothing from the Great Crate War? I mean, shouldnt someone go get Caylas mum!

 

[Dormouse]

You can't do this! Have we learnt nothing from the Great Crate War? I mean, shouldnt someone go get Caylas mum!

PMSL that made me laugh out loud

 

[CorvusCorax]

CRATEGATE!

No need to congratulate me, I do realise my genius

 

[numptynoelle]

*snort*

You lot are all damn sight scarier than any troll, huffypants and all!

(CC - I was thinking Crateastrophy... )

 

[Spudlet]

Now now, behave yourselves or I will go and get MY mum Then you'll all be sorry!

 

[Pix]

I ain't trollin', uz trollin if you sez im trollin!! omgwtfbbq!!!

*rushes off to make post on the great flavour of BBQ puppy meat*

 

[CorvusCorax]

Does anyone need a CaveCanem Kanine Korrektor? You know, my fandabbydozie electrified harness/prong collar/muzzle thingummy? With shower head attachment? Cures all behavioural ills?

 

[Spudlet]

And there was me looking into training qualifications, when all I need is to become a licensed distributor of these magical gadgets, with only a small (250%) mark-up

 

[Fii]

so would all the randomly abusive newbie posters either get their act together or ship out to another area of the forum please? Thank you

WHAT!!! Hmmph
Well i am bvggering off to NL then, to poke someone over there with a sharp stick.

 

[Pix]

WHAT!!! Hmmph
Well i am bvggering off to NL then, to poke someone over there with a sharp stick.

Sticks are so 2010. All the cool trolls are using hot pokers these days. I'll lend you mine if you like?

I need it back Monday though, I have a shift under the bridge. Something to do with billy goat trouble or the like...

 

[Fii]

Very kind I do have my own poker, i will put it in the fire to heat up.
No real contenders in NL tonight, how boring .
Billy goats, what a pain, trip trapping all night anough to give you a head ache. And the smell!!!

 

[Pix]

Very kind I do have my own poker, i will put it in the fire to heat up.
No real contenders in NL tonight, how boring .
Billy goats, what a pain, trip trapping all night anough to give you a head ache. And the smell!!!

Darned billy goats! They're an absolute menace! You do society a favour and poker a couple to death before eating them up and are people grateful? No! It's all headlines in the Daily Mail about goat cruelty and 'the uncontrollable troll forum-underclass'. PFFFFT!

 

[MurphysMinder]

Does anyone need a CaveCanem Kanine Korrektor? You know, my fandabbydozie electrified harness/prong collar/muzzle thingummy? With shower head attachment? Cures all behavioural ills?

Don't waste your money folks, I've got one and it doens't work.

 

[Blanche]

Was going to put feck you like CC but thought I might be acused of being a troll so I'll just say ........( thinks very , very hard ......)..................(still thinking.................).................... No sorry can't come up with anything but when I do it will be really , really ,really bad !!!

 

[KarynK]

Don't waste your money folks, I've got one and it doens't work.

It does if she gives you the mains version but that's more money than a trendy crossbred !!!!

Back on form now!

 

[EAST KENT]

Very kind I do have my own poker, i will put it in the fire to heat up.
No real contenders in NL tonight, how boring .
Billy goats, what a pain, trip trapping all night anough to give you a head ache. And the smell!!!

Indeed! I had an Anglo Nubian billy goat once,he was extremely friendly with my mare and would rub his head all up her neck Nice that,riding along as the mare got hotter "eau de billy" nearly gassed me.