This is sooo embarassing.... Does your horse do this when you???

[Michelle73]

I think my horse may be developing the wrong sort of feelings for me

. Whilst grooming him, I've been brushing his sheath and inner thigh to get ride of all the scabby midge bite bits. Last night to my horror

he got his thingy out and started doing rude things to himself

. OMG has this happened to anyone else AND should I stop getting rid of the midge bite scabby bits???????????????????????????? Should I be worried??????????? OMG people are going to think I'm a perv and love my horse way too much... OK, please don't be hard on me, I've had to be brave to talk about this...

 

[Shilasdair]

Glad to hear it's unrequited love....
This isn't that unusual in geldings in my experience (unless I just have been unlucky

)
Maybe Parelli would be able to help?
S

 

[jumpthemoon]

pmsl!!!! Naughty horse!

Speaking of embarrasing, a horse at a yard I was working on got kicked in his you know what....it swelled right up so he couldn't put it away! We had to keep it in a sling and massage it with oil to try and take the swelling down hehehe - Now that's embarrassing!!!

 

[Hettie]

I have a two year old colt and he does the same thing! Even does it when I groom an itchy spot...! The way I see it they are only animals (and male animals at that...!) and have no consept of what they are doing. I just get the job done as quickly as I can, with as little fuss as possible. As long has he doesn't excibit any other undesirable behaviour (such as trying to mount etc) I thinks its fine. He just obviously likes you scratching those midge bites...

 

[Michelle73]

I'M SOOOOOOOOO GLAD I'M NOT ALONE - YOU'VE ALL MADE ME LAUGH THOUGH!!!!!!!!

 

[oaktree]

michelle,tooooooo much information
(especially seeing that you`re on a hillside)

 

[Theresa_F]

Let's just say - Cairo makes faces and Chancer "grows".

My husband refers to me as the "horse w*anker"

 

[custard]

Hee hee, wish my OH was this easily pleased! Just think, no shaving of legs, make up, expensive hairdo's required......

Come to think of it my previously shy mommy's boy has started to come out of his shell more recently, could it be an age thing? OH is also coming out with more outlandish suggestions too!!!

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

And my husband wonders why i'm reluctant to start cleaning his "bits" - the horses i hasten to add

 

[Blizzard]

LOL!

Lance lets his willy drop out all the way as soon as he is relaxed, so whenever Im grooming him, whenever he is in eating hay. He was a stallion until quite late and so ahem remembers how to please himself too I think.

 

[pottamus]

My gelding does this quite a lot...perhaps once a day that I actually see...usually in the mornings or when I give him a good scratch on the withers!!! Naughty boy!

 

[Theresa_F]

Actually if they do "grow" on you it makes it a lot easier to get the todger nice and clean - you can just gently brush any bits off, hence my OH expression.

Cairo makes it very obvious that he enjoys his sheath cleaned - his old lips go 19 to the dozen but he rarely assists me by plopping it out.

Think they can get very itchy there and are not able to DIY, hence why we humans are so useful.

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

I'm not sure i wish to be "used" by my horse in that way!!

 

[alicep]

im so glad i have a mare!!!! I think i def prefer cleaning and putting oil on udders rather than erm you know what!!!

 

[Flicker]

Speaking of mares though, I think mine swings both ways. She is a dirty girl anyway, lifting her tail to anything that moves. But she squirts her girlie-mates in the field too!
Does anyone else's do that??

 

[Paint it Lucky]

A gelding I look after gets his out as soon as you touch him with a brush (is highly embarassing when you groom him on the yard and people are around!) At least he has a nice clean one though, it would be far more embarassing if he got it out and it was all scabby and skanky; eugh!

 

[__Annie__]

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Speaking of mares though, I think mine swings both ways. She is a dirty girl anyway, lifting her tail to anything that moves. But she squirts her girlie-mates in the field too!
Does anyone else's do that??

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Yes

She has a very high testosterone level and even brought a 30+ year old mare back into season LOL

 

[merlinsquest]

Oh no, my horse doesnt fancy me..... He gets it as far away as possible from me...... do you think i may be unattractive????

 

[Michelle73]

I'm pleased to announce that he didn't get his todger out for me last night when I brushed the scabby bits, just spread his legs and pushed down towards the floor to enable me to have easier access!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His bits are very clean, having kept a 3 stallions during my short lifetime I'm well versed in the cleaning of a horses manhood, but none of the stallions ever helped with the cleaning!!!! Perhaps I've mastered the technique over the years LOL!!!!

Maybe he's just feeling frisky, I think he was gelded late in life because of his stallion like mannerisms and I caught him on camera thinking he could cover his wife!!!!

OMG, I'm sounding like a right perv - I was actually taking pics of his curled up lip, unfortunately I forgot to focus in a bit more!!!!

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

Well you didn't say you'd been taking photos of him "in action"!!! The poor boy is obviously deluded and trying to audition to have a career as the next don juan of the horsie "adult" industry?

 

[BeckyD]

Mine used to do that! She'd back herself under anything in the field when she was in season - male OR female. I think she swung both ways. It used to be very embarrassing.

 

[Michelle73]

If I knew how to upload the pics you could all have a good look at him.... If you wanted to.... I just get worse, I mean him being ridden with no todger on show....