Skippydo
Well-Known Member
Im just catching up on last nights posts and found this by Flibble.
I kid you not I have tears of laughter rolling down my chubby cheeks .
Just picture this .
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Well I is back from putting the lump to bed.
I was an hour later getting him in than he is used to and he and his pal who had been left out so he wasnt on his own proceeded to show me the tricks they had been practising to cheer me up.
There was some cavorting some spinning some play boxing and some squealy bucks.
Luckily I had one of the lads to help me bring in which was fine until his mate got to his stable. We had to go across the car park on our own with the affiliated jumping still running with loudspeakers noise and the sort of things which apparently make one flare ones nostrils and snort a lot.
One of the girls came up trumps and accompanied us with Chester who is like a very small rotund Ginger Biscuit and was quite happy to waddle across the car park with us. Drifter was so intrigued blowing at Chester that he nearly fell over his own feet.
So I put his bed down and gave him his tea and then stuffed the corner of his stable with Haylage that smelled like flapjacks.
He was delighted when his rugs were changed and he realised that he wasnt being ridden.
All was ok until I went to leave and spotted that he had dared to pooh on his fresh bed. I grabbed a fork, like you do, and went to remove it and moved too quickly and had a dizzy spell.
Luckily as I started to fall forward I noticed a handily placed tail attached to a large brown bum. I grabbed this convenient handle to maintain my balance and am happy to announce that it was not attached to any sort of ejector device.
Now for a cup of tea I think. Then for Diner I am having Fruit N Fibre Banana Milk and Brown Sugar.
Then back to bed with the cat and some chocolate buttons.
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Thanks Flibble, thats my stomach exercises done for the day
Hope you are feeling better and have no more dizzy spells.
I kid you not I have tears of laughter rolling down my chubby cheeks .
Just picture this .
[ QUOTE ]
Well I is back from putting the lump to bed.
I was an hour later getting him in than he is used to and he and his pal who had been left out so he wasnt on his own proceeded to show me the tricks they had been practising to cheer me up.
There was some cavorting some spinning some play boxing and some squealy bucks.
Luckily I had one of the lads to help me bring in which was fine until his mate got to his stable. We had to go across the car park on our own with the affiliated jumping still running with loudspeakers noise and the sort of things which apparently make one flare ones nostrils and snort a lot.
One of the girls came up trumps and accompanied us with Chester who is like a very small rotund Ginger Biscuit and was quite happy to waddle across the car park with us. Drifter was so intrigued blowing at Chester that he nearly fell over his own feet.
So I put his bed down and gave him his tea and then stuffed the corner of his stable with Haylage that smelled like flapjacks.
He was delighted when his rugs were changed and he realised that he wasnt being ridden.
All was ok until I went to leave and spotted that he had dared to pooh on his fresh bed. I grabbed a fork, like you do, and went to remove it and moved too quickly and had a dizzy spell.
Luckily as I started to fall forward I noticed a handily placed tail attached to a large brown bum. I grabbed this convenient handle to maintain my balance and am happy to announce that it was not attached to any sort of ejector device.
Now for a cup of tea I think. Then for Diner I am having Fruit N Fibre Banana Milk and Brown Sugar.
Then back to bed with the cat and some chocolate buttons.
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Thanks Flibble, thats my stomach exercises done for the day
Hope you are feeling better and have no more dizzy spells.