This one is a cracker! :-)

severnmiles

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Now I've finally stopped laughing (and no its not the Strongbow!) I thought I'd post this little gem.....

"If culling is needed due to overpopulation then traping and lethal injection would be the preferred option."
 
That would be a steady little number for someone...and so much less stressful for the quarry than running over their known turf!! (NOT)
 
Yeh, I seem to remember this game. If my memory serves me well, its called "Lets See Who Can Pee The Furthest"! Mairi. :grin:
 
You must have gone to a rather 'different' school, I thought back then you were all innocent. There's me playing hopscotch and look what I missed out on. I hope, being a laydeee, that you weren't taking part. :smirk:
 
Knew a cracker of a joke about that, Mairi, but can't be bothered to type it all in.

Punch line is (the girl won), the bloke saying, 'but before we placed the bets she didn't say no hands allowed.'
 
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