Three little innocent "lambs" wants to protest...

FinnishLapphund

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Is no place sacred from unexpected, possibly evil attacks from mistresses? Yesterday when we happily wandered around in our own home, we spotted somebody entering a small room and made a quick and unanimous decision that what ever she was going to do, she needed all three of us to keep her company.

Out of the blue comes our mistress from behind and she also enters the room and closes the door behind us all. Suddenly, while mistress leans into a strange cavity in the room, saying something about putting in some anti-slip thing, three little innocent "lambs" realizes we're trapped in a very small room with minimal hiding possibilities...

Mother "lamb" immediately lies down, close, very close to the feet belonging to the female who intended to pee in a device in the room, one "lamb" tries to just stand very still and by willpower become invisible and the last little "lamb" tries by some sort of climbing to lie down on top of, with the aim of possibly getting behind, mother "lamb".



But evil mistress have no mercy with little innocent "lambs", without proceeds to pick up one of us "lambs" after the other until all three of us is put down standing in a strange cavity (called a bathtub). Then she very suspiciously begins with offering things she claims to be edible, but little innocent "lambs" doesn't survive by being gullible, so for a minute or more we treat every new piece of edible things (AKA pasta) with caution.

Though we had a deserter in our midst, it didn't take mother "lamb" long to decide that this was just the latest example of those a little scary but yet usually harmless odd ideas that sometimes seems to pop up in the mistresses head. But just as the two of us only 9 months old little "lambs" was beginning to believe that mother "lamb" might be correct and that this ordeal might not be so bad our paws begins to get wet! Oh, we knew it wasn't good when the mistress leaned over the cavity to turn on some metal thingy on the wall...



But the edible pasta-things kept coming and we realize that our paws only seems to be getting at most a little tiny, tiny bit moist, so we decide that the edible pasta-things might be worth some stoic enduring from our side. Then suddenly mother "lamb" is lifted out of the cavity and next moment all the three of us little "lambs" once again have safe ground under our paws. We're very relieved and when the door to freedom opens we unanimously runs for safety, hearing the mistress apologize for disturbing behind us, saying something about taking the opportunity when they all walked in there voluntarily.

After some quick happy to be alive celebrations, three little "lambs" chose to lie hidden in different places around the home for a while, at least two of us where wondering who those "they" was that our mistress was talking about, what the risk would be for ending up in the cavity again and most importantly, does the edible pasta-things only appear if you're in the cavity?























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The quest to teach the puppies that cavity (AKA bathtub) might equal food and not only bathing continues...
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I think the question about when it gets dark is relative Bedlam, for me personally it gets dark when it gets dark, I don't think much about it. For my little innocent "lambs" AKA three Finnish Lapphunds though, it seems as if with a mistress like me, it can get dark in the middle of the day...


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Oh what a nice and funny picture PiebaldEaster
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, I did wonder if everyone would understand who the "lambs" where but decided I liked the text the way it was.






But if somebody still wonders "
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(couldn't find any smileys with a mostly black lamb and a mostly black dog.)










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