Tiddlypom
Carries on creakily
To the male driver of the large, metallic blue horsebox driving along Hospital Street in Nantwich today at 1.30pm, and turning left at the mini roundabout by Morrisons. Do not drive with your phone clamped to your ear, not ever, but especially not in a busy town centre approaching a pedestrian crossing where son no 1 is about to cross the road, whilst I watch in my rear view mirror, having just dropped him off.
You are a prat and a dick. Your personalised reg number was something like C2 OEO (may have got that wrong).
That is all.
You are a prat and a dick. Your personalised reg number was something like C2 OEO (may have got that wrong).
That is all.