Transport Warwick

[Jazzy B]

Please does anyone know anyone or is anyone that regularly competes / has days out that would have space on their lorry/trailer in the Warwick area for very well behaved gelding as still currently saving for my transport and would love to get out and about a bit more!

 

[MissChaos]

I actually know a guy who I bet could help. His trailer is a bit rustic (if you like) and doesn't have a roof but it's VERY roomy and the towing vehicle's pretty reliable, plus it's big enough that nobody else on the road would argue with it. Granted it's got a top speed of about 25mph and the trailer's usually full of crops but I'm sure for a Domino's and a packet of fags the guy would just be putty in your hands.

 

[Jazzy B]

Thanks Miss Chaos but not sure that's such a great idea with the English weather and all, not sure my boy would like to be rained on whilst travelling though save my hay bill if he can munch on the crops whilst travelling! However a man that is kept happy with just dominos and fags sounds a pretty easy going kind of chap - perhaps you could introduce us?

 

[MissChaos]

Oh, that's a shame. I bet my boy would love some company, though he wouldn't take too kindly to sharing the harvest and yours sounds like a bit of a pansy. I'm sure the guy's also got another trailer around somewhere, though I think that one's for the sheep so he might have to duck a bit or lie down. I'm sure with a couple of squirts of sedalin he'd travel nicely lying down. I'd be delighted to introduce you to the chappy, tho. He's just about the most laid back type I know. Do you have a dog? He's mad about them; the smaller and cuddlier the better.

 

[Jazzy B]

My boy is laid back at the best of times, so couple squirts of sedalin would probably knock him out for most of the day however, perhaps I could train him to lie down (his such a good boy)... Is yours a bit of a fat face then?? Would def like to be introduced to your chappy, tell me more.. and yes I do have a dog who is very cute and cuddly but she does like men and flirts outrageously (as much as a dog flirts)?? in fact one of my best mates is convinced she's going to steal her boyfriend!

 

[MissChaos]

Ahh, do you have a lovely solid furry little native, then? Aren't they just the best?

My boy is in perfect show condition, actually, and is also brilliant at lying down. People literally flock to him because they just can't believe how amazing he is.

Chappy is the good old-fashioned sort who likes fine local cuisine and ales. He's also a dab hand on the dancefloor and will spin and dip you like he's straight off Strictly. And I hear he gets dirty on a daily basis

Oh, and I believe dogs are capable of flirting, yes. Yours sounds like an utter trollop.

 

[Jazzy B]

No I don't have have a native, I can see the appeal but not really my "cup of tea"! Your boy sounds amazing though I wish my horse was that clever you must spend your life schooling him!

How have you trained him to lie down?? What else does he do??

I really like the sound of this chappy he sounds lovely - I was on strictly myself you know as a contestant - got knocked out in the quarter finals perhaps I could show him some moves!

My dog is not a trollop she is completely in love with one man - her plan is to go for a sleep over one night (when his cat has gone to cat heaven) and then remove the girlfriend in the middle of the night and lock her in a shed where nobody will ever find her and then they will live happily ever after! ha ha