Ranyhyn
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No. I see in your siggy you are not using a lovely 5 point breastplate. Therefore your gear is substandard, therefore no.
Give your horse to me. NOW!
Give your horse to me. NOW!
Ugly people on horses...?
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Lanky Loll
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This is why harness racing is good - travelling at speed pulls your skin back = instant facelift 
(Either that or if going quick with a horse that's prone to "loose droppings" when over excited there is the possibility of an instant facepack
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(Either that or if going quick with a horse that's prone to "loose droppings" when over excited there is the possibility of an instant facepack
)catdragon
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This is why harness racing is good - travelling at speed pulls your skin back = instant facelift
(Either that or if going quick with a horse that's prone to "loose droppings" when over excited there is the possibility of an instant facepack
ROFL
WARM freckles anyone Ranyhyn
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facepack LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cavblacks
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but, but, but awww MAN!!!!!
sulks....
warm freckles HAHAHAH!
sulks....
warm freckles HAHAHAH!
minkymoo
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Well, I don't mean to boast, but I am beautiful, my horse is beautiful, my not-yet-husband is beautiful and my dog is beautiful so ner, ner ner!
Cavblacks
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.minkymoo
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Oh Hell. Realised that dog is not a Labrador or a Jack Russell. In fact isn't even under the usual spectrum of 'acceptable dogs for horsey girls to have'.
Right. Going to sell horse.
Right. Going to sell horse.
guido16
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Sorry Guido would a bag over my head help?
Put a bag over your horses head aswell, I might just cope then...
HappyHorses:)
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Make sure you draw a smiley face on the paper bag tho
skewbald_again
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guido16
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Make sure you draw a smiley face on the paper bag tho
No point, she owns a cob, she has got nothing to smile about.
minkymoo
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Err no offence, but humility went out with Band Aid. Beauty is where it is at, I mean look at Katie Price. I'm like her but with smaller boobs and slightly smaller hair. You don't see her talking about humility. Urgh. No.
Berpisc
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Warm freckles are the new beauty
Actually
Actually
Pacey
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With the rates of judgement on this board my riding day would go like this:
Morning Ed lets go for a ride
Oh cack I can't because I'm a novice and I shouldn't be riding!
Cack, if I DONT ride I might be wasting my horse and neglecting him!
But if I get on I'm not wearing the right gear, oh no what next?
Ok I'm on.
Damn it I have back fat, I'm too fat to riiiiiiide! My hairs a mess, I don't really know my diagonals, my bridle is Robinsons own and I haven't groomed my horse other than his tack parts and now Nosey Nelly is coming to tell me my horse is underweight/overweight/underfed/overfed...the wrong colour!!!!!!!!!!
I like it
PurplePickle
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yes but if your wearing her gold boots you need to be shot
Hippona
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Youth and beauty are out...old and ugly are in.
Yay!
Yay!
Vetty
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I don't have a horse but I do have a gorgeous but delinquant dog - does that count? My friends horse is the most beautiful creature on the planet but alas I am not so I wouldn't even try to ride him...... That's my excuse, nothing to do with him being a 6 year old DWB that my riding is definitely not up to!!
skewbald_again
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Sarah Sum1
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PMSL, just seen this thread. Kitty you do make me laugh
Mmmm I'm off to have some strawberries and extra thick double cream with lots of sugar on top
Mmmm I'm off to have some strawberries and extra thick double cream with lots of sugar on top
minkymoo
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No, no, no! Beauty and youth is the order of the day. Botox, shiny hair, clear skin, skinny. No wrinkles, liver spots, lines, or over 20 years of age. You have to look like they do in the magazines and on the telly. Anything else is wrong. Fact.
No offence but the gold boots are amazing they are so shiny and make me look like the most amazing rider ever.
(btw, I'm not being serious. I actually think it is all quite daft tbh! Just worried someone will tell me off for being ageist or something!)
No offence but the gold boots are amazing they are so shiny and make me look like the most amazing rider ever.
(btw, I'm not being serious. I actually think it is all quite daft tbh! Just worried someone will tell me off for being ageist or something!)
minkymoo
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Could you run that by me again?
Surely she is what we all need to aspire to!
Thin - check
Botox - check
Big boobs - check (takes care of the weight/imbalance issue see)
Annoying - check
Sure there are others but if we were all like her we would be perfect!