Vizslak
Well-Known Member
Firstly I'm typing this on a poxy phone sof please forgive errors!
Bloody ungrateful object of a dog. Let me set the scene. After walking and feeding the gang this morning I arrive home to discover the post on the doorstep which included a package from kong company regarding supply of their products because I'm trying to set up a business from home to keep the little canine darlings in the style to which they have become accustomed (re. Spoilt little feckers). So I chuck the post on the table where I usually do thinking I'll open and read later because I need to go to the shops. By going to the shops I mean..feed shop for tripe because said spoilt feckers have run out..then to the petshop to get birthday presents for Ellie and joint sticks for tilly because they have run out too. So I spend several hours out, bear in mind I live the arse end of nowhere, all these places are miles away. Get home bearing goodies to be greeted by Flora at the door who was very pleased to show me the lovely new toyss she has found! The kong people had very kindly sent me some product samples..how the hell did she know what wasiin that parcel?! Anyway in the process of retrieving and opening the parcel the liittle sod knocked a whole glass of ribena over my laptop. Completely frying it. Gah. So how im going to find aanywhere to live etc now i dont bloomin know! Or run the intended business! Gah its all for them and yet they stilll bugger everything up! Charming!
Bloody ungrateful object of a dog. Let me set the scene. After walking and feeding the gang this morning I arrive home to discover the post on the doorstep which included a package from kong company regarding supply of their products because I'm trying to set up a business from home to keep the little canine darlings in the style to which they have become accustomed (re. Spoilt little feckers). So I chuck the post on the table where I usually do thinking I'll open and read later because I need to go to the shops. By going to the shops I mean..feed shop for tripe because said spoilt feckers have run out..then to the petshop to get birthday presents for Ellie and joint sticks for tilly because they have run out too. So I spend several hours out, bear in mind I live the arse end of nowhere, all these places are miles away. Get home bearing goodies to be greeted by Flora at the door who was very pleased to show me the lovely new toyss she has found! The kong people had very kindly sent me some product samples..how the hell did she know what wasiin that parcel?! Anyway in the process of retrieving and opening the parcel the liittle sod knocked a whole glass of ribena over my laptop. Completely frying it. Gah. So how im going to find aanywhere to live etc now i dont bloomin know! Or run the intended business! Gah its all for them and yet they stilll bugger everything up! Charming!