(As we're allowed to be pedantic on this thread: jellyshake - grammar is spelt with an a, not an e, functionable is not a word, and it is customary to start sentences with a capital letter and end them with a full stop.)
Aside from the poor spelling/grammar, what's the story about Phar Lap anyways, I thought they'd tested some dung and found he'd died from a gastric disorder of some sort...?
Can I join too? I am still a professional proofreader and copy-editor, despite the fact my OH thinks I spend all my time with the horses and none doing any work ...
My current bugbear is confusion among 'palate', 'pallet' and 'palette' - the Times the other day had an artist mixing colours on his palate, which must have been pretty awkward.