Welly
Well-Known Member
Roses are red
Violets are cute
Enjoy your lasagne
Beware of the Bute!
On Radio 4 this morning
Violets are cute
Enjoy your lasagne
Beware of the Bute!
On Radio 4 this morning
Valentines poem
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DropbearUK
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Pork used to go 'oink'
Beef used to go 'moo'
So what's in those meatballs?
Waitrose dont have a clue!
Beef used to go 'moo'
So what's in those meatballs?
Waitrose dont have a clue!
doratheexplorer
Well-Known Member
Hahaha, I just spat my Lemsip all over my toast!! Brilliant!
DropbearUK
Well-Known Member
With Romanian help
Our goodly French pals
Expand dull Brit cuisine
And feed 'Ros Boefs' cheval!
Our goodly French pals
Expand dull Brit cuisine
And feed 'Ros Boefs' cheval!
cambrica
Well-Known Member
Roses are Red,
Apples are Fruity,
Don't eat Lasagne,
It might be Black Beauty!
Apples are Fruity,
Don't eat Lasagne,
It might be Black Beauty!
MrsHutt
Well-Known Member
Enough with these horse meat jokes!
I've heard five of them on the trot
Valentine's poem I heard today:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
Have a nice evening
I've heard five of them on the trot
Valentine's poem I heard today:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
Have a nice evening