WoopsiiD
Well-Known Member
WARNING-This is a lighthearted 'jokey' post. If this type of post is not your thing please step away from the PC now. You have been warned!
Vibes needed.
This morning WoopsiiD was involved in a serious space hopper accident. She is currently on a High Dependancy Sofa watching Come Dine With Me.
She sustained several serious injuries including deep muscle trauma to her left buttock, the loss of several pints of Pride and has broken her credibility.
Several people in the vicinity were injured when they split their sides and a few pairs of pants sadly never made it to lunch time.
WoopsiiD would like to remind you all that a space hopper and a trampoline do not mix.
She requests that at this very sad time no Hot Chocolate is supplied.
Thank You.
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Vibes needed.
This morning WoopsiiD was involved in a serious space hopper accident. She is currently on a High Dependancy Sofa watching Come Dine With Me.
She sustained several serious injuries including deep muscle trauma to her left buttock, the loss of several pints of Pride and has broken her credibility.
Several people in the vicinity were injured when they split their sides and a few pairs of pants sadly never made it to lunch time.
WoopsiiD would like to remind you all that a space hopper and a trampoline do not mix.
She requests that at this very sad time no Hot Chocolate is supplied.
Thank You.
x
Awww poor you! Always hated space hoppers, why risk your life like that when you can sit calmly on the sofa? 