Vinyls and lacquer! ?

[sarahmac77]

Hi all!
I’m getting a vinyl made for the back of my horsebox and I want it to express that I cannot go very fast. Cars getting aggy behind me is so annoying ?.
I can have any words cut and have seen some quite humorous ones but wondered what people think? For example, one says, “if you think this is slow wait till we get to a hill”.
What would you suggest?
A friend suggested I just get a “maximum 50 mph” sign but this doesn’t explain why I’m doing 25mph!

Another question, has anyone had their horsebox polished and lacquered? Any idea of the cost? My horsebox is very old and has been re-sprayed about three or four years ago but looks a bit rough! I don’t need it painting, just sealing or cleaning.
Thanks guys!

 

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

'The horses don't like it when I rally drive, please be respectful of the lorry'

 

[McFluff]

I saw an American one that was along the lines of 'my best friend is in here, and if you do anything to harm them, then I won't stop punching you until the police arrive'.
However, maybe not wise to put that on the box if that is actually what you would do, as would then be considered as 'pre-meditated'!

 

[SussexbytheXmasTree]

I’ve been thinking about doing something similar. I was thinking along the lines of “horses can’t wear seatbelts, thank you for your patience” Certainly nothing remotely aggressive. I saw the one mentioned above and think it’s totally inappropriate.

 

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

I’ve been thinking about doing something similar. I was thinking along the lines of “horses can’t wear seatbelts, thank you for your patience” Certainly nothing remotely aggressive. I saw the one mentioned above and think it’s totally inappropriate.

I agree that it's the worst idea for a message - not only are you putting yourself in a liablity hole should anything happen as it would make you appear as an instigator, situations that are met with aggression will usually end in further aggression. Anyone who is going to drive like a wally, is going to see an aggressive message as a personal challenge and it likely won't end well.

 

[Brockles77]

These are great! Thank you! Will post the outcome when i get it printed and pasted.... and of course won't put anything aggressive on there - I may even end up with "I'm slow, sorry" - hahaha!

 

[Roxylola]

Carrying precious cargo
Thank you for being patient
I do like humorous / clever ones but I think that simplicity is best