SaharaS
Well-Known Member
As if it isn't difficult enough deciding to sell ...finding the right pics writing it up...you then have to go through all the rubbish that selling involves.Well this morning...I decided enough was enough!So...after much deliberation I had listed on Horse Quest, after struggling to get H&H ad to get past a certain stage...mac incompatible?none of the pics would upload and the boxes deleted as soon as they had been filled in -who knows why just uber frustrating..anyway I got cross & deviated..good response, very good infact...its just a shame that so much of the replies are spam and canvassing. more than a couple of other magazines companies contacting and getting rather upset that I do not wish to discuss advertising with them as I had already made my specific choice..which was NOT them...(yes bd, I'm very sorry but you are included!) So this morning I had enough...below is the actual email response to my ad...
Re Enquiry Submission Form Ref No 43853
Hello Dear, Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you I am Ms Larissa Kouakou From Ivory Coast, I am an orphan and I need your honest assistance to transfer my inheritance (USD$7.500, 000.00) which my late father deposited in a security company. here befor his assasination for reason which I will let you know as soon as I hear your quick reply through my private email id larikouakou1(@) yahoo dot com Best wishes Sincerely Larissa Kouakou
and my reply:
Hello Dear,
Permit me to inform you that you are going to be drowned in the depths of the deepest slurry pit & sorrow of your trollful existance will be no more. I will save you some time in letting me know the reasons you were led to believe, tho it pains me somewhat to enlighten you that you were only orphaned & your father assassinated due to your incessant email spamming & he will not be the first...you have been warned. Now there is still time to save yourself from your desperate situation, which is to forward all the above mentioned funds by immediate return,as a first installment, which will possibly give you some peace of mind..think of it if you will as a little life insurance..
I wish you everything you deserve & look forward to your immediate return of (£7500000.00GBP-I am aware the exchange rate may differ in your opinion, but this is due to administration charges and the addition of V.A.T for your protection)
Yours sincerely
Your worst nightmare.
ps in the time it has taken for you to read this email, we have linked to your email reading device which will automatically self destruct if you chose to delete or ignore UNLESS you scale the outside of Big Ben and do 24 hours of karaoke for every chime/ding or bong for the rest of your sorry existence...whilst hanging on to the second hand and doing the birdee song dance, backwards.Thank you very much in advance for your kindest co-operation.
Well?what do you think?incase any of you wish to have a go yourselves, her email is clearly shown above!
Re Enquiry Submission Form Ref No 43853
Hello Dear, Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you I am Ms Larissa Kouakou From Ivory Coast, I am an orphan and I need your honest assistance to transfer my inheritance (USD$7.500, 000.00) which my late father deposited in a security company. here befor his assasination for reason which I will let you know as soon as I hear your quick reply through my private email id larikouakou1(@) yahoo dot com Best wishes Sincerely Larissa Kouakou
and my reply:
Hello Dear,
Permit me to inform you that you are going to be drowned in the depths of the deepest slurry pit & sorrow of your trollful existance will be no more. I will save you some time in letting me know the reasons you were led to believe, tho it pains me somewhat to enlighten you that you were only orphaned & your father assassinated due to your incessant email spamming & he will not be the first...you have been warned. Now there is still time to save yourself from your desperate situation, which is to forward all the above mentioned funds by immediate return,as a first installment, which will possibly give you some peace of mind..think of it if you will as a little life insurance..
I wish you everything you deserve & look forward to your immediate return of (£7500000.00GBP-I am aware the exchange rate may differ in your opinion, but this is due to administration charges and the addition of V.A.T for your protection)
Yours sincerely
Your worst nightmare.
ps in the time it has taken for you to read this email, we have linked to your email reading device which will automatically self destruct if you chose to delete or ignore UNLESS you scale the outside of Big Ben and do 24 hours of karaoke for every chime/ding or bong for the rest of your sorry existence...whilst hanging on to the second hand and doing the birdee song dance, backwards.Thank you very much in advance for your kindest co-operation.
Well?what do you think?incase any of you wish to have a go yourselves, her email is clearly shown above!
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