We love dogs because...

[Clodagh]

...I am off today so have been for a mega boundary walk, looking for pheasants.
Then came home and attacked the bathroom.
Feeling super virtuous and exhausted, OH came home from the bakers with an eclair for me. (Not an unecessary trip, covid watchers, he got bread too).
Just about to take the first bite and Tawny walks in the room, a couple of mighty heaves and she throws up her breakfast, 3 crab apples and a dead mouse.
Nom, nom.

 

[BallyRoanBaubles]

Dead mouse omg ? my cats sometimes bring in dead mice, and Zazu brings them to me ?

 

[wren123]

They pick the best times! At least it was sick not the other end.

 

[wren123]

A few years ago we went to a dog walking friends bbq taking our lab with us. Had a lovely evening all the dogs behaving beautiful in the garden.
Came down in the morning, feeling a tad delicate, to a downstairs covered in piles of dog sick containing cat poo!! It absolutely stunk. My friend had cats as well as dogs so she'd obviously had a lovely time clearing their garden of cat poo???.

 

[deb_l222]

Oh my days, that's so funny. My lot normally choose audio-cons / Teams meetings to do something ridiculous like throw up.

I moved house a few weeks ago and inherited fruit trees (apples and pears). I've picked most of them up now, apart from the ones at the very top that I can't reach, so Willow is STILL going on the garden sporting a muzzle because she can't be trusted not to guzzle the lot, even the rotten ones still hidden under the leaves!!

I love trees but I will probably try to re-locate them before next year because they have produced a prolific amount of fruit and it's a pain with the dogs.

 

[SAujla]

I like that she came into the room to do it, like she didn't want you to miss out on the experience!

 

[Pearlsacarolsinger]

I hope you remembered to put your eclair safely away before you cleaned the mess up!

 

[Clodagh]

I hope you remembered to put your eclair safely away before you cleaned the mess up!

It would have been just what the doctor ordered!

 

[Bellasophia]

Heave ho...!

 

[CorvusCorax]

On the evening of my mother's significant birthday a few weeks back, after several gins had been imbibed, SOMEONE climbed onto my bed and started retching in my face.
I then set the land-speed record by way of giving said SOMEONE a flying lesson from bedroom to hall to living room to kitchen to yard and then into the back of the van, whilst hollering GET OUUUUUUUUUT!
Also cat poo-related. Minger.

Puppy has been rather vexatious this week by way of newfound hobby of landscape gardening and generally being a little teething piranha bitchface.
Her father is the only one in the household who is in any slightly way virtuous. Although I forgot I'd left a plastic food measuring cup in his run this morning and in the 30 seconds before I returned to get it, he had ripped it apart.

 

[blackcob]

That's some seriously considerate puking though - by coming into the same room as you she has denied any other dog the pleasure of eating the puke, and thus later recreating the scene with puke #2, and any sort of daytime vomiting is preferable to the 3am hurka-hurka-hurka oh god who's being sick horror. So I reckon she's almost done you a favour. ?

 

[Clodagh]

That's some seriously considerate puking though - by coming into the same room as you she has denied any other dog the pleasure of eating the puke, and thus later recreating the scene with puke #2, and any sort of daytime vomiting is preferable to the 3am hurka-hurka-hurka oh god who's being sick horror. So I reckon she's almost done you a favour. ?

Do you know I can cope with any vomit but the the production of it, with sound effects, gets to me every time.

 

[Stiff Knees]

We had vomit too this morning, thanks to a 6am worming tablet. Peril had the decency to run out to the yard, but then ran back into the house with long tendrils of vomity saliva hanging from her mouth which she promptly wiped on my trousers. ???

 

[CorvusCorax]

Oh bugger, guess what I just gave the puppy....

 

[Stiff Knees]

Brace yourself CC. ?

 

[Christmascinnamoncookie]

We were trying to persuade my bil that raw feeding was the way forward. He arrived at ours at feeding time. Tea was 2 pigeons each, which Bear, in his excitement at seeing my bil, promptly threw up at his feet. And then ate them again.

A colleague hit a pigeon outside work this morning: she has a cocker. I told her she should grab it for the dog. This did not go down well. Can”t imagine why. ?

 

[Stiff Knees]

Spot had an amazing ability to selectively vomit. She'd eat a freshly shot pigeon, then 30 minutes later vomit up only the feathers. A true talent.

 

[COldNag]

Spot had an amazing ability to selectively vomit. She'd eat a freshly shot pigeon, then 30 minutes later vomit up only the feathers. A true talent.

I dont know whether to be repulsed or impressed!

 

[Rokele55]

My old girl loved the lamb tails after they had fallen off. Once home there would be a delicate hiccup and out would pop all the rubber rings! Today, the young dog projectile vomited copious amounts of sea water after a beach walk then picked through to re eat her breakfast.

 

[GSD Woman]

I had an Irish setter back in the 1970s. This is when they were just starting to get over being very popular in the US. She would eat "kitty burgers" and then vomit them. She also ate a pot roast that my mother was thawing. She was my last dog until I was an adult and out on my own and I bought my first GSD. I always say I went from the stupidest to the smartest.

 

[Clodagh]

On the evening of my mother's significant birthday a few weeks back, after several gins had been imbibed, SOMEONE climbed onto my bed and started retching in my face.
I then set the land-speed record by way of giving said SOMEONE a flying lesson from bedroom to hall to living room to kitchen to yard and then into the back of the van, whilst hollering GET OUUUUUUUUUT!
Also cat poo-related. Minger.

Puppy has been rather vexatious this week by way of newfound hobby of landscape gardening and generally being a little teething piranha bitchface.
Her father is the only one in the household who is in any slightly way virtuous. Although I forgot I'd left a plastic food measuring cup in his run this morning and in the 30 seconds before I returned to get it, he had ripped it apart.

Cat poo breath is the most repellent ever. But broody chicken poo breath is pretty dire as well. God I hate dogs.

 

[Clodagh]

We had vomit too this morning, thanks to a 6am worming tablet. Peril had the decency to run out to the yard, but then ran back into the house with long tendrils of vomity saliva hanging from her mouth which she promptly wiped on my trousers. ???

She wants to share with you. She has love!

 

[Clodagh]

I dont know whether to be repulsed or impressed!

I think, on the whole, impressed.
We have a barn owl in the old barn and Ffee eats the pellets under his roost. She said its like takeaway, mice without the effort.

 

[Clodagh]

We were trying to persuade my bil that raw feeding was the way forward. He arrived at ours at feeding time. Tea was 2 pigeons each, which Bear, in his excitement at seeing my bil, promptly threw up at his feet. And then ate them again.

A colleague hit a pigeon outside work this morning: she has a cocker. I told her she should grab it for the dog. This did not go down well. Can”t imagine why. ?

My old girl loved the lamb tails after they had fallen off. Once home there would be a delicate hiccup and out would pop all the rubber rings! Today, the young dog projectile vomited copious amounts of sea water after a beach walk then picked through to re eat her breakfast.

Now reeating vomit I never allow. It would make me puke in sympathy!
If it failed the edible test the first time it doesn't get another go.

 

[Stiff Knees]

I dont know whether to be repulsed or impressed!

Repulsed and impressed in equal measure! She could also eat an apple in less than ten seconds but leave the pips on the floor.

 

[P3LH]

Whilst generally my dogs are vile I can rival all my dogs puke and poo stories with the silver Birman. Dear willow.

One night, the evening of my birthday, after a very lengthy day garden party to celebrate I lay in bed at stupid o’clock half dosing. Suddenly there was this god awful smell, like rotten eggs. Before I could move in my gin induced state I felt something splatter on my head and the headboard banged.

I was covered, as was the headboard, the bed, most of the room and on later inspection most of the house, with brown watery cat s***. How? When opening her bowels there would be quite the sound, like a firework meets bursting balloon, the sound was spooking her...so everytime she shat...she’d charge off scared by the noise leaving carnage in her wake...it was quite literally, everywhere. Like a brown Jackson pollock version of interior design in my house; and on me. Vile.

 

[CorvusCorax]

Still no puke from wormer and stools normal ?

 

[Clodagh]

Still no puke from wormer and stools normal ?

No coming on here to gloat.

 

[Stiff Knees]

Still no puke from wormer and stools normal ?

Don't gloat, just spill. What's the secret?

 

[CorvusCorax]

Don't gloat, just spill. What's the secret?

It's a fairly robust line lol. Touch wood.