Weird and Wacky Passport Names?

Mine is called Assuming Nothing! I named him just so I could have a laugh xc hearing ahml100 and Assuming Nothing are clear at the moment! childish I know! Plus, whenever I was little and went to shows we always used to say we will go Assuming Nothing!
 
Mine was jumped in Ireland as Lucky Gambler back in the day but when they brought out passports was renamed (no idea why..lol) as Caliban. I also have Slumdog obviously who is a lot prettier than he sounds lol
 
Mums old horse had the passport name 'Black Pudding' ..
New horse's passport name is 'Mrs Kelly' (Because she was bred by Mr Kelly :p ) We call her Kali! Or I call her Kali Bear lol :)
Sister's ex-kings troop horse is 'Hannibal' stable name Otto!
 
We currently have 'Elegant Step' who is a pretty little bay tb mare, 'Stormhill Jacob' who is my very well marked piebald and an Italian tb with no name.

A horse I ride is called 'Kilfrush Flash'... awful name and my friends jokingly call her 'Kill Thrush In A Flash'...!!!!!!!
 
Friend of mine has a lovely big ISH geldiing called . . . Cuddles.

As an aside, Kal is Polish, as is his passport. The Polish word for "name" is "nazwa" . . . previous owner told me that the people she bought him from used to enter him as "Nazwa Kali" . . . and "Kali" is Albanian for "horse" . . . so . . . passport name is "Name Horse" ;).

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I used to ride an 18hand, chestnut shirextb gelding that rejoiced in the name of "Twinkletoes".
 
We currently have 'Elegant Step' who is a pretty little bay tb mare, 'Stormhill Jacob' who is my very well marked piebald and an Italian tb with no name.

A horse I ride is called 'Kilfrush Flash'... awful name and my friends jokingly call her 'Kill Thrush In A Flash'...!!!!!!!
Could you not shorten it to "Yoghurt"?
 
My friend ex-racehorse is called Timmys Gone...only he pulled him self up at the start so her dad calls him Timmys not Gone

My riding instructor has a couple of youngsters with lovely name "A Sprinkling of Fairy Dust" & "Man in the Moon"

Kitty's Grandsire is called Brilliant

My pretty Peggy (RIP) was called Peggy Duignan (pr. Deeg-nun) which is irish (apparently) for Black haired one/blackhead
 
My ex racer is called Flying Gazebo and the story goes his owners were thinking of a name for him and at some point a gazebo in the garden flew into his paddock and he didn't even bat an eyelid so that's how he got his name :)
 
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