The worst name was a racing filly called 'Mary Hinge' if you don't believe me go to racing post website and type her name in the search box.......(incase your not sure swap the first 2 letters around lol)
Bruce (clydesdale), Bug, Shy Ted (say it out loud), and recently saw a horse for sale called 'Love Toy'. Did also change my friend's horse name on an entry form, cue commentator: and in the ring comes...............riding Topless
Ok, I thought it was funny at the time
Well, my horse's registered name is Chestnut Filly.
I can't decide whether to change it, I would prefer to have a less descriptive name but at the same time don't really want to give half of my savings to Weatherbys.
At least she suits her name.
Fany Du Champ De La Petite Ville, is Fany's passport name, as if Fany wasn't bad enough! You just can't imagine the jokes we hear! Most are too rude to repeat, especially the farrier's ones.
A couple from the dog world - somebody managed to register their dog with the Kennel Club as Little Miss Tess Tickle. My favourite though was one called Norfolk Enchance.
I once bought a horse called Duncan (before passports, thankfully). The first time I caught myself calling him "Dunky", I changed it immediately...