weird/stupid/pointless register names!!

shot gun....................yep i new someone who named their horse shot gun!

but the best has got to be a therwell pony look a like 12.2 called pig..............use to beat everything show jumping
 
Bruce (clydesdale), Bug, Shy Ted (say it out loud), and recently saw a horse for sale called 'Love Toy'. Did also change my friend's horse name on an entry form, cue commentator: and in the ring comes...............riding Topless
Ok, I thought it was funny at the time
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Well, my horse's registered name is Chestnut Filly.
I can't decide whether to change it, I would prefer to have a less descriptive name but at the same time don't really want to give half of my savings to Weatherbys.
At least she suits her name.
 
Used to ride a horse called Knickers, he was a big horse and had cheeky pa announcers saying "now we have Jo with BIG KNICKERS"
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Fany Du Champ De La Petite Ville, is Fany's passport name, as if Fany wasn't bad enough! You just can't imagine the jokes we hear! Most are too rude to repeat, especially the farrier's ones.
 
A couple from the dog world - somebody managed to register their dog with the Kennel Club as Little Miss Tess Tickle. My favourite though was one called Norfolk Enchance.

I once bought a horse called Duncan (before passports, thankfully). The first time I caught myself calling him "Dunky", I changed it immediately...
 
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