Kenzo
Well-Known Member
...sorry sorry I could not resist that one.
*bends over* to be spanked for taking the mick.
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Prynhawn da
Seen as were all on the subject of Welsh section D's I thought I'd do a Ro post as its not often I give her a mention, taking some pics of her this evening and if anyone is knocking around the yard then maybe some with me actually on her!
Now considering the owner has tried many times to get near her with a pair of clippers...going all out on buying some super quiet ones a few years back but still she went crackers, she even made some out of a cereal packet and painted them to make them look like a pair of clippers to try and get near her with, but oh noooo she was not having it, the only one time that she was ever graced with a trace clip was when the vet had to come out and sedate her for the removal of a tooth, only then could they get near her with some.
So?
Do you think the owner would believe me when I tell her I've had my battery trimmers on her
On Sunday while I was having one of my 'tarting up sessions', I was chopping away under her chin/throat at those long hairs (which clearly mare just should not have!) and thought sod that for a game of cards, I've got my mini trimmers in my tack box I'll give them a whirl and......she never battered any eye lid!
I was thoroughly disappointed, I thought we have fun and games, fireworks
etc but oh no only her ears twitched a little, as if to say ''eh up I recognise that sound!'' as I cranked them up behind her like Jason the Texas chain saw massacre *evil laughs*
and as I gave her a reassuring stroke and lifted them under her chin and got on my tippy toes and whispered sweetly in her ear ''one false move and you die!''
ok so I didn't really, I just said ''oh shut up woman there only trimmers!'' and buzzed away merrily
, honestly you should of seen the look on her face! it was like.... ''er boverd!! ''
All she needed was some chuddy in her gob and a Catherine Tate school tie! as she busily rubbed her big ginger J Lo ass on the side of the wall.
I'll take my other medium ones up this evening and see what she makes of them....before intoducing her to my big pair
*bends over* to be spanked for taking the mick.
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Prynhawn da
Seen as were all on the subject of Welsh section D's I thought I'd do a Ro post as its not often I give her a mention, taking some pics of her this evening and if anyone is knocking around the yard then maybe some with me actually on her!
Now considering the owner has tried many times to get near her with a pair of clippers...going all out on buying some super quiet ones a few years back but still she went crackers, she even made some out of a cereal packet and painted them to make them look like a pair of clippers to try and get near her with, but oh noooo she was not having it, the only one time that she was ever graced with a trace clip was when the vet had to come out and sedate her for the removal of a tooth, only then could they get near her with some.
So?
Do you think the owner would believe me when I tell her I've had my battery trimmers on her
On Sunday while I was having one of my 'tarting up sessions', I was chopping away under her chin/throat at those long hairs (which clearly mare just should not have!) and thought sod that for a game of cards, I've got my mini trimmers in my tack box I'll give them a whirl and......she never battered any eye lid!
I was thoroughly disappointed, I thought we have fun and games, fireworks
and as I gave her a reassuring stroke and lifted them under her chin and got on my tippy toes and whispered sweetly in her ear ''one false move and you die!''
All she needed was some chuddy in her gob and a Catherine Tate school tie! as she busily rubbed her big ginger J Lo ass on the side of the wall.
I'll take my other medium ones up this evening and see what she makes of them....before intoducing her to my big pair
