What’s the worst mess your dog made?

[poiuytrewq]

Bertie give me poo or whatever anyday!

Mr P went all out tonight and made the best roast.
He had been to the butchers and got beef dripping (bit but awesome potato’s!)
We ate, I cleared up and left a bit Pyrex that didn’t fit on the dishwasher by the sink, I * thought I shut the door, I always shut the door… I didn’t shut the door….

Big crash, the Pyrex with left overs was smashed to bits all over the floor, along with the fat which instantly solidified.
So the entire kitchen floor, big rough flag stones is covered in lard and tiny shards of glass
Took me about an hour and a lot of wipes, hot water, and elbow grease.
I’m still not entirely sure that it’s not going to be all greasy and yuck when it’s dry

Little sod!

 

[meleeka]

Oh dear! I hope Bertie was suitably guilty.

The worst thing a dog did in my house was when me collie was a puppy and decided to chew the sofa while I went out. I came home to find foam everywhere, like snow and the only thing left in one piece was the sofa frame . Luckily we’d been given it for free so it wasn’t a financial loss.

 

[poiuytrewq]

Oh dear! I hope Bertie was suitably guilty.

The worst thing a dog did in my house was when me collie was a puppy and decided to chew the sofa while I went out. I came home to find foam everywhere, like snow and the only thing left in one piece was the sofa frame . Luckily we’d been given it for free so it wasn’t a financial loss.

We had the same actually. My daughter had a nasty fall xc schooling and was taken to hospital so the dogs were left too long alone. Got home to two furiously happy waggy labs in a pile of foam that was once a sofa!
That was a fun day

 

[druid]

A tin of birds custard powder on a carpet spread about liberally. Can't vacuum it, it smells like burning. Carpet cleaner machine made it just turn in to custard.

 

[ArklePig]

Not long after we got her, poor Fodhla got an awful dose of the shits silently. Literally not a peep out of the poor dog, came downstairs it was all over the crate, seeped on to the floor, all over her. It was honestly like a horror scene and took days to get the smell out.

 

[Escapade]

Previous dog shredded a double duvet, feathers EVERYWHERE.
I hope I'm not tempting fate now with current dog, she has been meticulous in cleaning up after any shenanigans thus far

 

[AmyMay]

Brings a bit of mud in from the garden occasionally and kills the odd toy.

I’ll get my hat…….

 

[poiuytrewq]

A tin of birds custard powder on a carpet spread about liberally. Can't vacuum it, it smells like burning. Carpet cleaner machine made it just turn in to custard.

At first I thought well that’s not too bad, powder/ carpet. I see your point though

 

[poiuytrewq]

Brings a bit of mud in from the garden occasionally and kills the odd toy.

I’ll get my hat…….

 

[CorvusCorax]

Nothing terrible to be honest. I don't give them the opportunity to wreck furnishings or trash the kitchen as I live in a rental property and before that in my mother's house so I could never really afford a wrecking spree. Also the old dog chews/evicerates things until death so I'd hate him to choke to death on something.

A couple of episodes of liquid shites but generally they have to be really ill to want to go in the house or kennel. The young one actually managed to angle her arse out of an XL cage and spray the hall floor, but I'd rather get the mop out than think of her lying in her own mess.

 

[CorvusCorax]

Not long after we got her, poor Fodhla got an awful dose of the shits silently. Literally not a peep out of the poor dog, came downstairs it was all over the crate, seeped on to the floor, all over her. It was honestly like a horror scene and took days to get the smell out.

The smell of Zoflora gives me the ick as I just link it with cleaning up dog diarrhoea

 

[misst]

Zoflora gives me a headache.
Mine haven't had any awful destruction ever, from any of my dogs - I'll go and join Amymay.

 

[Mosh]

Probably when he ate a big tub of vaseline....

You can probably imagine!

 

[Morwenna]

Mine has never destroyed any furnishings or fittings. She eviscerated one toy when she was teething and shredded a toilet roll (also when teething) so I came downstairs to lots of bloody tissue and one bit had a tooth embedded in it.
The worst was when I gave her a travel sickness tablet from the vets, left her downstairs while I finished work before we had to go out and came down to find her lying on the sofa in a pool of vomit. She was fine, sofa took longer to recover.

 

[Mrs. Jingle]

Our little terrorist some how jumped onto the worktop from the kitchen chair about 5 feet away, I shouted at him, he leapt off taking a giant kilner jar of pickled onions with him.

It was like a bomb going off, pickled onions, vinegar and a zillion pieces of glass shattered all over the kitchen. Our other two dogs then joined the little shite running around trying to hoover up the onions.

We panicked trying to grab dogs and shove them out of the kitchen before they killed themselves eating all the broken shards of glass.

No dogs were harmed during the mayhem but our fingers were all cut and stung like heck from the vinegar I guess. The kitchen stank like a pickling factory for weeks.

 

[scats]

We’ve had the odd diarrhoea incident from JD. She’s a big dog so when she goes, she goes!

Last one was Xmas day, I’d gone to the farm to finish off and obviously in the xmas madness/house full of people, nobody had noticed JD asking to go out (she sort of walks around and pants when she needs to go out for the runs).

I walked back through the front door to be greeted by a very anxious looking JD, headed for the open door. Not knowing what was going on, I closed the door so she wouldn’t get out and she crouched and flooded the hallway with diarrhoea. It was up the walls, on the laminate, on the rug…

We locked the visitors in the front room and sorted the mess. But the smell…

Another time I got home from teaching on the last day of the school year. Hot, sunny day. The second I stepped into our porch I could smell something and on opening the door I was hit by the most dreadful smell. I got into the dining room (carpeted) and the place was awash with pats of diarrhoea, that had obviously festered in the heat for a few hours.
You can imagine how fun that was to clean up!

 

[BallyRoanBaubles]

Not really a mess but also a big mess. My lab chewed through the electrical wires in my car he was maybe about 1 or younger and He use to wait in my car while I rode. Vw so was no space for a crate. Anyway that was a £300 garage bill, will see if I can find the pic

But tbh no big messes at home apart from the bed I bought him that lasted 3 days

 

[wren123]

We went to a friend for a Bbq with our dog, (she had invited her!), unbeknown to me there was a lot of cat poo in the garden, which indy had a lovely time eating.
I came downstairs the next morning to find the the floor decorated liberally with sick containing large amounts of cat poo . The worse thing was she hadn't stood still to vomit, she'd walked around the whole time leaving a massive trail of pooey vomit spread all over my carpeted living room.
That was fun to clear.

 

[tda]

Nothing as shocking as all those usual poo disasters nothing epic. I did once come home and two of the terriers had been fighting, neither were seriously injured but they had rubbed bloody spittle all round the kitchen walls at about a foot high
Willis once chewed the headrest on a Mercedes ML we had I didn't tell OH, just took it to be mended .
Then he ripped a hole in one of the seats on same vehicle, I put seat covers on and later sold it

 

[Above the snowline]

My dog training book exploded!

 

[rara007]

Ate a whole shop size pack of crème eggs. And vomited the whole pack back up, in maybe 20 piles.
My house isn’t big…!

 

[planete]

A boxer who was with us temporarily decided to raid the kitchen cupboard where I kept the bags of flour, sugar, dried lentils and others. When we came back after a couple of hours the handles had been ripped off the sliding cupboard doors which were open, there was flour mixed with all the other stuff on the floor and the lino on the floor was in shreds. I had forgotten about this until now!

 

[Marnie]

A boxer who was with us temporarily decided to raid the kitchen cupboard where I kept the bags of flour, sugar, dried lentils and others. When we came back after a couple of hours the handles had been ripped off the sliding cupboard doors which were open, there was flour mixed with all the other stuff on the floor and the lino on the floor was in shreds. I had forgotten about this until now!

I had similar when I moved into a new house and found that my lurcher was able to open doors - he got into the kitchen, the kitchen units had about had it (was waiting for a new one to be fitted) and he opened flour bags, sugar, pasta, rice and all sorts of other 'store cupboard' stuff and left it all over the kitchen floor. It took ages to clean up! I had to change all my door handles to door knobs as even he couldn't open those!

 

[Orangehorse]

Well, its given me a good laugh.

I remember I was looking after my sister's dogs when she was away, it really wasn't satisfactory as she wanted to leave the dogs in her house and me drive 10 miles twice a day. So I got there the first morning and the whole back kitchen was awash with diarrhea, heaven knows what they had been eating. There was nothing for it but to roll up my sleeves and get the mop and bucket out.

I said that next time they could come to me and live in the stable.

 

[Above the snowline]

Picture of my exploded dog training book

 

[maisie06]

Mine have been pretty good and just a couple of tame incidents...one was the butter episode, Middle springer who has never in his 5 years on earth ever got up and stolen anything off the side managed to get the butter dish down - broken glass everywhere and he ate a whole block of butter I managed to piece together most of the dish apart from 1 corner bit = panicked call to the vet followed and they were more concerned about pancreatitis after eating a whole block of butter, we were advised to feed him half a dozen slices of bread and watch him - he was absolutely fine and the missing bit of glass must have thankfully slid through as we never did find it = saying that it could be under the washing machine but too heavy to shift...

Then there was sh!tstick!! The puppy had the squits and had covered the crate, the blanket covering the crate and himself in liquid poo and wagging his tail furiously when he greeted me - yuk!!

 

[ihatework]

My rather intellectually challenged spaniel ate a bunch of tulips (why ffs?!) the the resulting projectile vomiting & diarrhoea required some wall being repainted.

Loki has a weird obsession with wood/bark and regularly pulls a log out of the wood basket, drags it onto sofa and proceeds to shred as much as possible.

 

[millitiger]

Our doberman was on house arrest when she was younger as she had some staples in her paw for a bit.

I got home from riding one day and she had found a 48 pack of loo roll.
Every single bit of tissue had been torn into a 1cm x 1cm piece and it filled the bathroom, hallway and down the stairs.

 

[pinkfluffy]

Lab stripped the wallpaper behind her bed, then chewed the kitchen wall. We were too impressed at the size of the holes to be annoyed. Good job it was about to be redecorated.

 

[ponyparty]

Frank was a bin-raider in his youth, got home fairly often to find the bin had exploded and all the contents strewn everywhere. He still occasionally does it if someone’s left a chocolate wrapper or something in a waste paper basket (kitchen bin is now in a drawer so he can’t get to it). I always knew if he’d done something as, when o opened the front door, I’d hear the dog flap close, and he’d be outside looking in through the patio door

This one isn’t messy but just bizarre - left him at my mum’s house a few years ago while we popped out. Put him in the utility room and her two Maltese in the kitchen. Door shut. Got back to find him in the kitchen, and my mum’s two in the utility room - door shut!!

He can open doors, he did it once to get to a box of chocolates left on my mum’s bed years ago too (that was messy ) and another odd few occasions - but to open the door, let the other two out, and then shut the door again?! We were (still are!) baffled!