What career would your horse have?

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Not sure if this has been done before but we were discussing it at the yard this morning.

I thought that-

Lily, who is 2, so obviously too young to have a job yet, would want to be unemployed!

Summer, would be in an office job and would be the office bitch. Only doing what the boss insists and spending most of her time on the net of eating!

Viento, we decided, looked too young to have a job. So he would be that guy at school with a briefcase, thick black glasses, hair slicked to one side and a fascination for computers. Mind you, he'd be a very good looking boffin! When he grows up he'd work in IT.
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WHat about yours?
 
Ah this is easy Mac is a retired army gentleman who has his own little ways that things should be done and cannot cope with all these young 'uns and their strange ways.
He wears a tweed suit and tie always and has a walking stick.
 
Zara - Office PA, neat and tidy and the girl that everyone wants to take out.
Spur - Party animal, into everything that you shouldn't be....... An IT Girl..
Millie - Tom Boy, think she would be a welder or mechanic
Moge - Retired grumpy gentleman, smoke a pipe......
 
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Ah this is easy Mac is a retired army gentleman who has his own little ways that things should be done and cannot cope with all these young 'uns and their strange ways.
He wears a tweed suit and tie always and has a walking stick.

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Love it!
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We have a horse called Clive at the yard who would also be a tweed wearer, with a pipe and a deer stalker!
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Spike would be in marketing. He's always so positive about things he could sell anything! He would also keep going clubbing every weekend, even though he's getting slightly too old and feels it the morning after...
 
Hmm Samuel would be one of those retired active oldies, taking up every new crazy hobbie, running round, refusing to get or even be called old, outdoing all the 40 yo's still working!

Brecks, definately the naughty kid on the block, always in trouble and can see i may aswell have my own chair in the headmasters office!
 
LOL at Brecks. Quite the oppostie to Viento then. He would be deeply mortifed to be up in front of the head master or, indeed, in trouble in anyway. He'd be the guy that would put gum under the table, just the once, only to go back later and remove it!!!
 
Springy would be a high powered business woman, slightly on the large side and lovely to those she likes and a complete b*tch of a boss to those she doesn't! She would bully the board room and get her own way regardless of anyone else. Probably in banking or accountancy.
At home she would be a lovely person, very cuddley and affectionate.
 
oddly we were talking about this at the weekend

Reg is Alan Rickman we decided - basically a straight man, who everyone thinks is gay - and a bit grumpy. Although job wise I reckon he would probably be an accountant (he's a bit obsessive about thinngs - like where he poo's!) (sorry accountants!
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Bart would be a football supporter witha beer gut - probably works on a building site - but mainly eats/ drinks beer... Could be unemployed...
 
Zara - Office PA, neat and tidy and the girl that everyone wants to take out.

Office PA? Check

Neat and tidy? Check

Nice clothes? Check

People wanting to take me out? In short supply….

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Donkey would be a housewife with a brood of children, sit on her bum letting the mess pile up while eating carrots and watching daytime TV. When hubby came home she would make him cook dinner for her
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Donkey would be a housewife with a brood of children, sit on her bum letting the mess pile up while eating carrots and watching daytime TV. When hubby came home she would make him cook dinner for her
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My kind of woman!
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Lucy
I'm slightly alarmed that your horse description fits me to a tee. Are you trying to say something? I don't think we've even met!!
Sidney would be a graduate - handsome, too smart for his own good, lacking in life skills and at times with an inflated opinion of his ability!
Before I upset anyone I'm only joking - I was a graduate and I fitted the above
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Mine would be a can-can dancer...

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ok..............
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She's an exhibitionist and could never work in an office as she has the attention-span of a goldfish.

Actually, thinking about it she would do alright in the army cos she's tough as old boots and brave! And usually does what she's told if you shout at her.
 
Hope would be a Diva but also everybody's best friend - there isn't a horse that she doesn't like or at least I haven't found one yet. She does love to canter round squeeling at the top of her voice in a 'look at me' sort of way. That includes when I'm on top!
 
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