what clothes would your horse wear on a night out to the pub?

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following the what would your horse drink in the pub thread as it got my imagination running riot.

my girl would be wearing dark tight jeans, yellow dm's and a close fitting colourful tie die sleeveless top, lots of earrings (just studs no dangly ones) lots of bracelets-grungy ones and leather ones, minimal makeup
 
Fly would be in a very tight fitting dress, but only showing enough to tease...not offer herself up. She's a tart, but a discerning one :D

Molly would be in jeans and a hoody wondering why the hell everyone else was so dressed up:rolleyes:
 
I see J and Fergs in jeans and a checked shirt. I think Fergs might couple his to a tweed jacket...

Dae would be fitting right in with the casino dress code -black tie only at the high stakes poker table!
 
Rio would probably be wearing a tight white t-shirt ( to show off his muscles ;)) a beaten up leather jacket, worn jeans and beaten up leather shoes... he would make the ladies dribble ;)

Taz would be one of those blokes that has a maths/ computer joke on his t-shirt a pair of jeans, a pair of converses and a manly cardigan haaha

i have put far too much thought into this!!
 
A tutu (floresent pink) and not alot else .. Think snog , marry avoid before the makeunder!
She's an attention seeker and i reckon she would be on the booze and showing herself up :p
 
Short shorts, high heels and a crop top. She is a bit tarty!
Pony would wear combat trousers with a rip in, a wet white t-shirt and work boots with the laces undone! She is a pickle of a pony, who really has no idea what she is doing.
 
I was only thinking the other days that my horse and husband are not dis-similar i.e. they are both laid back, chunky hunks who I trust to look after me.

Therefore horse would wear to the pub same as husband, jeans and a polo or rugby shirt - pint of lager in one hand, fag in the other.
 
Nits would be pretty much like me on a night out I reckon. Not too fussed about what she wore or whether her makeup was done or anything. She'd probably be in jeans, cons and a band t-shirt. She isn't a very princessy girl really.
 
Rocky wouldn't be allowed in the pub, he would be one of the asbo teens sat on the wall outside, with his tracksuit bottoms tucked into his socks, drinking a can of special brew!!!
 
My old chap would have on his best cloth cap, smart shirt and trousers. Best pair of walking boots because he's taken the old Labrador out for a walk ;) Everyone in the pub knows him so he spends most of the night there. He fancys himself as still being a ladies man so despite his age he still tries it on with the fillies xxx
 
Lanky French beast would wear a very expensive, tailored suit and equally expensive hand-made shoes. Grumpy old git would wear jeans with a too-small-waist, a polo shirt that only just met the jeans over his beer gut and battered work boots and the Small Hairy one would be wearing jeans and a t-shirt with a rude slogan on it and scruffy trainers. :D
 
Tight "nothing left to the imagination" jeans, shirt open to reveal waxed, even tanned (fake) chest and a medallian.

Possibly winklepickers too, ever so shiny.

He'd be sprayed in a manly musky cologne to attract a mate and he wouldn't be fussy about the gender of said mate ........
 
This!

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Glitter hoof paint, sparkly hair ties - she has a long mane!
 
Love this, especially the horses with tunnels!
Mine would be in leggings, and a floaty top, and Birkenstocks. Drinking lager and smoking a roll up. She would take the sandals off to dance, she likes to be barefoot!
 
Well at the moment my cob needs hogging so you can imagine the mane :rolleyes:
she would def be a butch lesbian type, she would be a punk like from the 80s with spray colors in her hair, ring in the nose, denim cut offs, leather jacket with studs - you get the idea :D:D:D

The welsh boy would wear a nice respected country tweed waist coat, a smart air of brown trousers and a cap to top the look off :D:D:D


Haha what a funny thread :):)
 
The young lad would be wearing high fashion, designer clothes. He would be tall, athletic build with stunning cheekbones & a Harry Styles hair style. Girls would adore him but he'd be so busy trying to make sure everyone had fun & getting a round in he'd be oblivious.

The old lad would be wearing beat up old jeans & an old polo shirt. He'd have the sort of chunky yet still athletic look of say a rugby player. He'd have just enough grey in his hair to make him look distinguished.

I described the pony on the other thread. She'd be wearing a skin tight, 2 sizes 2 small & far too short leopard print mini with peroxide blonde hair. She won't accept that she is as old or as fat as she is. She'd be the loud, cackling one that everyone in the bar can hear...but she's known for having a heart of gold & being great fun. At the end of the night she would most definitely be getting 2 extra large donor kebabs with extra large chips & a pizza ;)
 
A red headcollar...apparently...


I think he would have a very thought out and matching outfit, but perhaps not as well kept as it should be! Perhaps a nice red t-shirt, black jeans with red stitching. Black/white shoes with red laces :)
 
Roo would go for a designer business suit, slick pair of shoes and only be seen in an upmarket wine bar. Barney would wear a pair of jeans exposing his builders butt crack and a t-shirt with last night's takeaway stains on it, if you are lucky he'll have had a bath at some point that week!
 
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